Off Topic Jokes thread

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I asked my voice activated mobile phone about tomorrow's weather..... I said surely it's not going to rain tomorrow?

It replied.... it is going to rain tomorrow.......and don't call me Shirley.

I looked at my phone in amazement and then realised I'd left it in Airplane mode......
 
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