I got really worried when I noticed random items on my bank statement: A bicycle horn, A huge plastic flower, A pair of size 80 shoes. So I called my bank and it looks like my card's been 'clowned.'
Young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening, after they met in a pub. He is stacking washing powder boxes on shelves. You lying sod!" she yells. "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!" "No," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
