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    I bought a book today called "Overcoming Kleptomania".

    Well, I say bought...
     
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    An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
     
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    Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
     
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    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
     
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    Chromosome guide:

    XY = Male

    XX = Female

    YYY = Delilah
     
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    Played a couple of games of football down the local quarry.

    We won 3 - 1

    On aggregate......
     
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    Just been to Morrisons and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas........

    I cant believe the currant exchange rate !!!
     
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