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    Just a reminder that Royal Mail have said that today is the last posting day if you want to guarantee delivery by Easter.
     
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    Lidl turkeys on offer !

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    I've decided to form a group choir this Christmas. Anyone wanting to join will be welcome.

    So far, it’s just Dean, Don, Mary, Lee and I.
     
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    When it’s the annual Christmas party, but you’re self employed......

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    It used to be a Christmas tradition for our whole family to go down to the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls.

    To be honest, I'm surprised the Halls carried on living next door for as long as they did....
     
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    I finally received my parcel from Holland today and when I opened it up, I was shocked to find a rubber vagina inside.

    I thought, "That's nice - two lips from Amsterdam."
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    My Grandad reached 110 yesterday.

    That's the last time I get in the car with him driving...
     
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    That has so put me off any form of a festive bird for Christmas grub - yuk :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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