I met up with my ex-girlfriend, Lindsay Doyle, the other day and we went on a very romantic date. Things were about to get interesting and then I remembered why we broke up: she smelt like a cricket bat please log in to view this image
The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why! Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches......
Do you know what I REALLY REALLY HATE? People who take drugs . You know , like the Police , and Customs Officers
I was in a Spain themed pub last night. Before they served me they wanted to know my name, DOB, height, weight, job description etc. I said look I just want a drink not the Spanish Inn quisition.
I went into a charity shop and bought a couple of shirts and neckwear that belonged to John Phillips of the Mama's and Papas. All the sleeves are brown and the tie is grey....
