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    With all these high winds, I'm worried about the caravan in our garden!

    We didn't have one yesterday!!........
     
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    Sorry for delay in replying. Yes, packed up again <grr>

    Thank you for sending me the link, I am still trying to get my head around it. Luckily, my youngest daughter will be home in a few days after a month in Florida, so will ask her to assist me. Running out of patience :):)
     
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    Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage councellor today.

    The councellor asked us "What seems to be the problem?"

    "Well" I said "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic".....
     
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    I was in my local newsagents this morning.

    I asked the pretty lass behind the counter, "Do you keep stationery?".

    Left me red faced, when she replied "Only to begin with, then I go like a fukkin' rabbit".....
     
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    I cooked a Sunday roast for Lionel Richie.

    He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.....
     
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