Off Topic Jokes thread
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With all these high winds, I'm worried about the caravan in our garden!
We didn't have one yesterday!!........
We didn't have one yesterday!!........
Greetings Woops - I have a feeling of dread that your cut and paste has once again failed you
and you are languishing in a state of total despair - did you try that link I sent you for repair although
it did look very convoluted - hang in there mate
Sorry for delay in replying. Yes, packed up again
Thank you for sending me the link, I am still trying to get my head around it. Luckily, my youngest daughter will be home in a few days after a month in Florida, so will ask her to assist me. Running out of patience
Me and my flat chested wife went to see a marriage councellor today.
The councellor asked us "What seems to be the problem?"
"Well" I said "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic".....
The councellor asked us "What seems to be the problem?"
"Well" I said "Dolly Parton here thinks I'm too sarcastic".....
I was in my local newsagents this morning.
I asked the pretty lass behind the counter, "Do you keep stationery?".
Left me red faced, when she replied "Only to begin with, then I go like a fukkin' rabbit".....
I asked the pretty lass behind the counter, "Do you keep stationery?".
Left me red faced, when she replied "Only to begin with, then I go like a fukkin' rabbit".....
I cooked a Sunday roast for Lionel Richie.
He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.....
He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.....