Off Topic Jokes thread
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Why was the blonde girl staring at the carton of orange juice for two hours ?
Because it said concentrate.....
Because it said concentrate.....
My wife's just been checking to see if she has everything ready for her first solo parachute jump tomorrow.
I said, "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?"
"What, in case I s**t myself?" She replied.
"No." I said, "In case your main chute doesn't open."
I said, "Have you got a spare pair of knickers with you?"
"What, in case I s**t myself?" She replied.
"No." I said, "In case your main chute doesn't open."