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    What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking ?

    Slow down and use some lubricant...
     
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    Replace Border Force with GP Receptionists,

    and then lets see who gets in !!........
     
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    Breaking News:

    Philip Schofield has left ITV, but will soon be appearing on Dave.

    Dave is 15, and currently taking his GCSE's..........
     
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