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    I was rubbing an old lamp earlier when a genie popped out and granted me a wish. I asked him to make me irresistible to all women.

    B*stard turned me into a pair of shoes!
     
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    She said " Take off my shirt."
    So I took off her shirt.
    Then she said "Take off my skirt."
    So I took of her skirt.
    Then she said "Now take off my bra and panties."
    As she stood there staring at me she said "Now I don't want to catch you wearing my clothes again."
     
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