I was rubbing an old lamp earlier when a genie popped out and granted me a wish. I asked him to make me irresistible to all women.
B*stard turned me into a pair of shoes!
B*stard turned me into a pair of shoes!
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She said " Take off my shirt."
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said "Take off my skirt."
So I took of her skirt.
Then she said "Now take off my bra and panties."
As she stood there staring at me she said "Now I don't want to catch you wearing my clothes again."
So I took off her shirt.
Then she said "Take off my skirt."
So I took of her skirt.
Then she said "Now take off my bra and panties."
As she stood there staring at me she said "Now I don't want to catch you wearing my clothes again."