I took my dog to the vet this morning. There's obviously a problem as he's constantly licking his balls. Other than that, he's a very good vet.
On the left is what your typical Trans Man think he looks like. On the right is the actual reality......... please log in to view this image
Just had a near miss when I stepped off the pavement in front of an oncoming milk lorry... My life semi skimmed past my eyes.
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!” Undaunted, the next morning, John brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jill wasn’t having any of it. “Do you think I don’t like variety? I wanted poached this morning!” Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, “third time’s a charm” and brought her two eggs — one scrambled and one poached. “Here, my love, enjoy!” Jill looks at the plate and says, “You scrambled the wrong egg.”
