Off Topic Jokes thread
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Been in the shed, replacing my gripping gadget.
In my defence, it's my only vice.
In my defence, it's my only vice.
Whilst teaching RE (Religious Education), I asked my class to write an essay in as few words as possible. Their short story should contain ‘Religion’, ‘Sex’ and ‘Mystery’.
One girl completed her paper within minutes. I gave her A+
It read:
Good God, I’m pregnant! I wonder whose it is?!
One girl completed her paper within minutes. I gave her A+
It read:
Good God, I’m pregnant! I wonder whose it is?!
My laptop keeps playing “Someone Like You”.
It’s a Dell.
It’s a Dell.
An auntie of mine sadly died, she had no immediate family so it fell on me to arrange a 'head stone ' ..
We found a note she had left, it said "born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin:" we didn't have a lot of money so we agreed on 'Returned unopened '....
We found a note she had left, it said "born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin:" we didn't have a lot of money so we agreed on 'Returned unopened '....
I’m just on my way to fix Cat Stevens' caravan.
Awning has broken.......
Awning has broken.......
New Home shirt for Newcastle United......
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