Whilst teaching RE (Religious Education), I asked my class to write an essay in as few words as possible. Their short story should contain ‘Religion’, ‘Sex’ and ‘Mystery’. One girl completed her paper within minutes. I gave her A+ It read: Good God, I’m pregnant! I wonder whose it is?!
An auntie of mine sadly died, she had no immediate family so it fell on me to arrange a 'head stone ' .. We found a note she had left, it said "born a virgin, lived a virgin, died a virgin:" we didn't have a lot of money so we agreed on 'Returned unopened '....
