Off Topic John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. *READ THIS FIRST*

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Des Head

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It's occurred to me that John is asleep and when he reads this he can't possibly imagine how remarkable this evenings result was. Let's tell John how awesome some things are in this world.

I'll start.

Meghan Markle has some super awesome things to say about other people who are less fortunate than herself and it won't sound condescending at all.

A million year old axe has been found and it was made from a hippo's femur.

Some scoring records have been set and football fans are super excited all over the place.

CERN have discovered a new particle.

A 120,000 year old necklace has revealed the origins of string.


Help me out, people.
 
A rare comet that wont be seen for another 6800 years (well not by me anyway) has been seen streaking over parts of the UK...
 
Hey John, they've just found an effective vaccine for Covid 19 and those problems that you had, it turns out they weren't that bad.
 
Also, have you checked those lottery results? Because I have a feeling they've been resolved and if you bought a ticket, well, you've got to be in it to win it.
 
It was all a dream... The Allams never bought the club, we did go into administration at the time, but were rescued by a consortium of locals and bitcoin rich investors from Andorra, after a long time we regrouped and went back up the leagues, and we've just been cleared by UEFA over financial irregularities after winning the champions league much to the annoyance of existing football elite...