It's occurred to me that John is asleep and when he reads this he can't possibly imagine how remarkable this evenings result was. Let's tell John how awesome some things are in this world. I'll start. Meghan Markle has some super awesome things to say about other people who are less fortunate than herself and it won't sound condescending at all. A million year old axe has been found and it was made from a hippo's femur. Some scoring records have been set and football fans are super excited all over the place. CERN have discovered a new particle. A 120,000 year old necklace has revealed the origins of string. Help me out, people.