I once saw a bloke come out of the local boozer, throw up, and get into his car and drive off.
How do you know it was his car?I once saw a bloke come out of the local boozer, throw up, and get into his car and drive off.
Jimmy Savillle ffs. I mean, why would you? Imagine if a mackem had a pic of Adam Johnson, say. Same thing init.

To be fair though, Johnson got done for being under the limit, not over.....![]()
To be fair though, Johnson got done for being under the limit, not over.....![]()
Ok then, "a car"How do you know it was his car?
Very good, JudgeTo be fair though, Johnson got done for being under the limit, not over.....![]()

Porno maps?? **** me... Where was he going?One of my brothers got pulled by the law when he hadn't been driving long. Strangely, they asked to see in the boot...where he had a bin liner full of porno maps 
Mackems trying to get some mileage from this one, shame Marcus and Smug being little cry babies is dominating their board rather than this!
Fingeringhoe?Porno maps?? **** me... Where was he going?