Jip's Book

[EDGE.]

Degrees are overrated, albeit I do wish I had finished it. Then again, I still didn't need to resort to marrying a rich Chink and driving a forklift for a living because, you know, I actually have a brain and have still managed to do pretty well with no degree

THAR she blows

 

[Patience]

 

[Gambol]

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Have you really donated sales to charity, or have you spent it all on cocaine?

Yeah. Not that they're very grateful, the scrounging bastards.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Without wanting to sound bitter, the books would've done better if the people who'd read and enjoyed them had reviewed them. I'm not going to name and shame, but if they spent less time soiling couches, and eating fried chicken/watermelon, I could be living a life of excess and debauchery by now

 

[Gambol]

Without wanting to sound bitter, the books would've done better if the people who'd read and enjoyed them had reviewed them. I'm not going to name and shame, but if they spent less time soiling couches, and eating fried chicken/watermelon, I could be living a life of excess and debauchery by now

Aw, stop bitchin.

I gave ye a crackin review for yer first book when I was only half way through it.

Av no read the next two books yet an I told ye, on this forum, that I was saving them for my hols in August.

Am gonny ****e on your couch and ask yer missus for a review of that.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Aw, stop bitchin.

I gave ye a crackin review for yer first book when I was only half way through it.

Av no read the next two books yet an I told ye, on this forum, that I was saving them for my hols in August.

Am gonny ****e on your couch and ask yer missus for a review of that.

Fair dues.

Re my wife's review of you ****ting on my couch - judging by her reaction when I pissed the bed, I reckon she'll be beeling.

 

[Toby]

Fair dues.

Re my wife's review of you ****ting on my couch - judging by her reaction when I pissed the bed, I reckon she'll be beeling.

^^^^^ Can't handle his Fosters

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

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[Gambol]

Fair dues.

Re my wife's review of you ****ting on my couch - judging by her reaction when I pissed the bed, I reckon she'll be beeling.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

^^^^^ Can't handle his Fosters

Fosters?
What kind of monster do you take me for?

Anyway, if a man can't get arseholed on his wedding night, when can he?

 

[Patience]

His birthday? Funeral wake? A night out with the lads?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Jipper Jipper
Pissy mattress flipper

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

His birthday? Funeral wake? A night out with the lads?

Those ideas may have useful 9 years ago, but thanks all the same

 

[Ciaran]

Should have nuked the ****s in the eighties.

Though I actually like Russians.

You do?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Fosters?
What kind of monster do you take me for?

Anyway, if a man can't get arseholed on his wedding night, when can he?[/QUOTE]

I was sober on mine

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I was sober on mine

Civil partnership ?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Civil partnership ?

No, it was pretty rowdy.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

No, it was pretty rowdy.

Oh you are good S T.

 

[Archers Road]

You do?

Not so much the national tendency towards racism and thuggery. But I admire the don't-give-a-**** attitude, the profound love of the motherland, the capacity to endure any amount of suffering, and the dark humour (imagine if Jesus was Russian. And it was Vodka instead of wine).