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Jip's Book

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Dec 22, 2014.

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Will you behave yourself?

  1. I solemnly swear not to Gay Nosh the Amazon reviews

  2. I just don't trust myself

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  1. User Deleted

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    I do enjoy a Hobnob when reading it's true.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've never heard of that magazine?
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'm 42,000 words into the sequel. Should be just shy of 100k in total and I've been at it since the turn of the year, so should be done by June/July.
    What did you think?
     
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    Haha, imagine you sat opposite a deaf person in work and you were on this forum at lunchtime and you were sitting mouthing the words as you read them and the deaf **** lip read and thought it was directed at him, launches himself over the desk and starts battering **** out you with a phone, the admin lassie tries to break it up and you boot her square in the face during the melee, blood everywhere, ****s start jumping in right left and centre, you manage to reach for your drawer and pull out an uzi, try and shoot it but its not loaded so you head for the kitchen, rugby tackles coming in from all angles but you manage to dodge them all cos they don't call you old snakehips for nothing, you grab a knife and launch it at a man, it goes through his forehead somehow, kills him right there and the fight spreads over your entire office and the military get sent to deal with it
     
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    I think it would make a great movie <ok>

    The plot is a cracking idea generally speaking. Could say the storyline was a wee bit weak in places if I was being super critical. I enjoyed reading from the autistic character's POV, musing over and considering things you'd never think about.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    when's the audio book coming out?
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

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    The sequel should be better, hopefully <ok>
     
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    Can it be condensed into 2/3 paragraphs tops and contain at least one insult to Mick?
     
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    Munson owns Fosse and Toby like this.
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    No.
     
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    I'm willing to bet that it could.
     
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    You'd like his book, EDGE.

    Killing the disabled to clear up space on the welfare bill is right up your street <ok>
     
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    Correct. Unleash the killer chimps!!!
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Got mine .

    20150311_185524.jpg
     
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    My hands are not freakishly small the book is quite large.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    But clearly you shake a lot. You might want to go and see a doctor about that.
     
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    It's a 3D photo, get some green specs.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Never!
     
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    ^^^^ embarrassed by his feminine hands ^^^^^

    Is it any good??

    I'm currently reading 'I am pilgrim' by Terry Hayes.
     
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    Terry Hayes is reading "Your are a prick"
     
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    Is he now.
     
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