Jip's Book

[User Deleted]

I do enjoy a Hobnob when reading it's true.

 

[DevAdvocate]

I do enjoy a Hobnob when reading it's true.

I've never heard of that magazine?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Finally found my Kindle charger and finished this yesterday.

Jip, I'll submit a review on Amazon once I've created a new account as I don't want to use my real one. ****s on here would see all the dodgy stuff I've been buying and stuff.

When's the next one out?

I'm 42,000 words into the sequel. Should be just shy of 100k in total and I've been at it since the turn of the year, so should be done by June/July.
What did you think?

 

[User Deleted]

lips move when he's reading ^^

Haha, imagine you sat opposite a deaf person in work and you were on this forum at lunchtime and you were sitting mouthing the words as you read them and the deaf **** lip read and thought it was directed at him, launches himself over the desk and starts battering **** out you with a phone, the admin lassie tries to break it up and you boot her square in the face during the melee, blood everywhere, ****s start jumping in right left and centre, you manage to reach for your drawer and pull out an uzi, try and shoot it but its not loaded so you head for the kitchen, rugby tackles coming in from all angles but you manage to dodge them all cos they don't call you old snakehips for nothing, you grab a knife and launch it at a man, it goes through his forehead somehow, kills him right there and the fight spreads over your entire office and the military get sent to deal with it

 

[User Deleted]

I'm 42,000 words into the sequel. Should be just shy of 100k in total and I've been at it since the turn of the year, so should be done by June/July.
What did you think?

I think it would make a great movie

The plot is a cracking idea generally speaking. Could say the storyline was a wee bit weak in places if I was being super critical. I enjoyed reading from the autistic character's POV, musing over and considering things you'd never think about.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

when's the audio book coming out?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I think it would make a great movie

The plot is a cracking idea generally speaking. Could say the storyline was a wee bit weak in places if I was being super critical. I enjoyed reading from the autistic character's POV, musing over and considering things you'd never think about.

The sequel should be better, hopefully

 

[EDGE.]

Can it be condensed into 2/3 paragraphs tops and contain at least one insult to Mick?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Can it be condensed into 2/3 paragraphs tops and contain at least one insult to Mick?

No.

 

[EDGE.]

No.

I'm willing to bet that it could.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

You'd like his book, EDGE.

Killing the disabled to clear up space on the welfare bill is right up your street

 

[EDGE.]

You'd like his book, EDGE.

Killing the disabled to clear up space on the welfare bill is right up your street

Correct. Unleash the killer chimps!!!

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Got mine .

You must log in or register to see images

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

My hands are not freakishly small the book is quite large.

 

[Gambol]

My hands are not freakishly small the book is quite large.

But clearly you shake a lot. You might want to go and see a doctor about that.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

But clearly you shake a lot. You might want to go and see a doctor about that.

It's a 3D photo, get some green specs.

 

[Gambol]

It's a 3D photo, get some green specs.

Never!

 

[Sweats]

My hands are not freakishly small the book is quite large.

^^^^ embarrassed by his feminine hands ^^^^^

Is it any good??

I'm currently reading 'I am pilgrim' by Terry Hayes.

 

[Gambol]

^^^^ embarrassed by his feminine hands ^^^^^

Is it any good??

I'm currently reading 'I am pilgrim' by Terry Hayes.

Terry Hayes is reading "Your are a prick"

 

[Sweats]

Terry Hayes is reading "Your are a prick"

Is he now.