Jeremy Kyle

[Jip Jaap Stam]

That is total bullshit, at least watch the show before slagging it off

I've seen it plenty of times, he nearly always takes a harder line with the blokes.


Anyway, what makes me laugh is the percentages:

JK: So how sure are you that Tyrone is the father?
Chantelle: Err, about 94% or sumfink.

94%? 94? Where the **** did you pluck that ridiculous figure from? Did you really have sex 100 times during ovulation, and 94 of those occasions were Tyrone? Or are you just a ******?

I think we all know the answer.

And the "aftercare". I think the only appropriate aftercare for most of these parasites is napalm.

 

[-jordan-]

A tad harsh that.

Now a program whereby at 16 if they have nothing positive to contribute they are forced into slave labour, that could work. Certainly might focus the little ****s minds for GCSEs.

oh come on jack! you're from around these parts too..99% of the zombies you see walking about aberavon shopping centre belong on this show (we're in the 1% bracket)

 

[Deleted 1]

I think lots of people on here secretly love the concept of Jeremly Kyle's show because it makes them feel superior to the poor exploited bastards that are on it.

 

[-jordan-]

I think lots of people on here secretly love the concept of Jeremly Kyle's show because it makes them feel superior to the poor exploited bastards that are on it.

you're actually spot on and is the only reason i watch it

 

[Sam Axe]

A tad harsh that.

Now a program whereby at 16 if they have nothing positive to contribute they are forced into slave labour, that could work. Certainly might focus the little ****s minds for GCSEs.

That would never work because they would still be a burden on the tax payer

 

[Walsall Aces]

I'm sick of hearing about this ****.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I'm sick of hearing about this ****.

Maybe you should avoid threads about him then?

 

[HackerJack]

oh come on jack! you're from around these parts too..99% of the zombies you see walking about aberavon shopping centre belong on this show (we're in the 1% bracket)

It's ****ing worse than that mate. I grew up near Pontypridd. Port Talbot is like ****ing utopia when it comes to local populace intelligence compared to that.

You're right though. Was down there today and saw this goblin of a woman and her coked up boyfriend outside the cemetary having a Kyle moment on the phone with her daughter, I knew it was her daughter because she used the delightful turn of phrase "I wish you have been stillborn when you dropped out of my c*nt".

The things we see in pursuit of a Greggs pasty eh?

 

[Walsall Aces]

Maybe you should avoid threads about him then?

Maybe you should change your avatar. You haven't got the right to use Gene Hunt.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I used to work near Manchester Magistrates court, and I saw one of the absolute messes of JK outside there having a *** a couple of years back. I recognised her due to astounding girth, chic greased-back in a bun hairstyle and her shepherd-like complexion. I think she was on JK complaining about her fella having an affair with her daughter/sister/mother (I can't remember which).

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Maybe you should change your avatar. You haven't got the right to use Gene Hunt.

Can I ask why?

I could also counter by saying you shouldn't have an avatar of a happy-looking chap, because you seem like a bit of a miserable ****. But I make a point of not insulting people I don't know too well

 

[HackerJack]

I used to work near Manchester Magistrates court, and I saw one of the absolute messes of JK outside there having a *** a couple of years back. I recognised her due to astounding girth, chic greased-back in a bun hairstyle and her shepherd-like complexion. I think she was on JK complaining about her fella having an affair with her daughter/sister/mother (I can't remember which).

What the **** was my sister doing in Manchester?

 

[Sam Axe]

I was selected for jury duty once during an aggravated assault case. You should have seen the mess of a woman who was the accused, she was guilty but I didn't care about that as I voted guilty because she was exactly the type of mess who would appear on Jeremy Kyle. These people should have to go through mandatory sterilisation so they can't breed and make more wasters

 

[Ciaran]

Tell you what boys you all must the the peak of charm and good manners. Not to mention extremely attractive. Hitler is alive and well and living the the back end of nowhere in sister loving rural Armagh.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

What the **** was my sister doing in Manchester?

I asked her to come up here, her profile pic looked like Miley Cyrus and she said she was 14

 

[Bloody Wanker]

Questionable intentions aside, it can be rather entertaining in a kind of "I want to kill these lowlife ****ers" kind of way.

 

[HackerJack]

I asked her to come up here, her profile pic looked like Natalie Portman and she said she was 14

Well you are her type I suppose.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Questionable intentions aside, it can be rather entertaining in a kind of "I want to kill these lowlife ****ers" kind of way.

You really should be able to kill them, they should be classed as vermin. I like the signature by the way

 

[PointyBirds]

Do you think that there's any way, any way at all by any stretch of the wildest of imaginations that Billy Ray Cyrus hasn't had sex with Miley?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

Well you are her type I suppose.

That would be a good defence against child-sex crimes wouldn't it? I shagged a 12 year old because she was just my type

Do you think that there's any way, any way at all by any stretch of the wildest of imaginations that Billy Ray Cyrus hasn't had sex with Miley?

He's a country-western singer, he'd have ****ed her if she looked like Sonya out of Eastenders.