I've seen it plenty of times, he nearly always takes a harder line with the blokes. Anyway, what makes me laugh is the percentages: JK: So how sure are you that Tyrone is the father? Chantelle: Err, about 94% or sumfink. 94%? 94? Where the **** did you pluck that ridiculous figure from? Did you really have sex 100 times during ovulation, and 94 of those occasions were Tyrone? Or are you just a ******? I think we all know the answer. And the "aftercare". I think the only appropriate aftercare for most of these parasites is napalm.
oh come on jack! you're from around these parts too..99% of the zombies you see walking about aberavon shopping centre belong on this show (we're in the 1% bracket)
I think lots of people on here secretly love the concept of Jeremly Kyle's show because it makes them feel superior to the poor exploited bastards that are on it.
It's ****ing worse than that mate. I grew up near Pontypridd. Port Talbot is like ****ing utopia when it comes to local populace intelligence compared to that. You're right though. Was down there today and saw this goblin of a woman and her coked up boyfriend outside the cemetary having a Kyle moment on the phone with her daughter, I knew it was her daughter because she used the delightful turn of phrase "I wish you have been stillborn when you dropped out of my c*nt". The things we see in pursuit of a Greggs pasty eh?
I used to work near Manchester Magistrates court, and I saw one of the absolute messes of JK outside there having a *** a couple of years back. I recognised her due to astounding girth, chic greased-back in a bun hairstyle and her shepherd-like complexion. I think she was on JK complaining about her fella having an affair with her daughter/sister/mother (I can't remember which).
Can I ask why? I could also counter by saying you shouldn't have an avatar of a happy-looking chap, because you seem like a bit of a miserable ****. But I make a point of not insulting people I don't know too well
I was selected for jury duty once during an aggravated assault case. You should have seen the mess of a woman who was the accused, she was guilty but I didn't care about that as I voted guilty because she was exactly the type of mess who would appear on Jeremy Kyle. These people should have to go through mandatory sterilisation so they can't breed and make more wasters
Tell you what boys you all must the the peak of charm and good manners. Not to mention extremely attractive. Hitler is alive and well and living the the back end of nowhere in sister loving rural Armagh.
Questionable intentions aside, it can be rather entertaining in a kind of "I want to kill these lowlife ****ers" kind of way.
You really should be able to kill them, they should be classed as vermin. I like the signature by the way
Do you think that there's any way, any way at all by any stretch of the wildest of imaginations that Billy Ray Cyrus hasn't had sex with Miley?
That would be a good defence against child-sex crimes wouldn't it? I shagged a 12 year old because she was just my type He's a country-western singer, he'd have ****ed her if she looked like Sonya out of Eastenders.
