Jay Rod's gone

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"Southampton's James Rodriguez is latest Premier League star to get married this summer, following Ashley Young and Jonjo Shelvey"

Jay's wife is gorgeous though!
 
Must have been a nightmare for the priest..

"Jay, do you take Simone to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"Hmmnmnhnmm"

"Sorry Jay, can you say that again?"

"Hmmnnmnnmmhmm"

"Open your mouth Jay, it'll help...."
 
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jenthesaint1990 said:
that Burnley drawl is pretty horrendous, right.

the only northerner I forgave the accent (apart from rickie, of course) was Frazer Richardson because he was pure 10/10.
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ai luv northern accents. From Liverpool's to Manchester, from Stoke to Carlisle, from Newcastle to Sheffield and all those in between. There's a lot more variety in northern accents than in the South East and Central Southern England. I love Portsmouth but the accent is ughh. The Southampton one is a little easier on the ear. As for Southend, Brighton, Reading, Luton, London there are equally horrible.
 
The Ides of March said:
ai luv northern accents. From Liverpool's to Manchester, from Stoke to Carlisle, from Newcastle to Sheffield and all those in between. There's a lot more variety in northern accents than in the South East and Central Southern England. I love Portsmouth but the accent is ughh. The Southampton one is a little easier on the ear. As for Southend, Brighton, Reading, Luton, London there are equally horrible.
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Yeah, init mush!!
 
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The Ides of March said:
ai luv northern accents. From Liverpool's to Manchester, from Stoke to Carlisle, from Newcastle to Sheffield and all those in between. There's a lot more variety in northern accents than in the South East and Central Southern England. I love Portsmouth but the accent is ughh. The Southampton one is a little easier on the ear. As for Southend, Brighton, Reading, Luton, London there are equally horrible.
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Stoke? It's in the Midlands and must surely have the most 'orrible accent ever. Interesting though. I thought it was having spent so long away from the souf that I confused the accents. My mum had that lovely Hampshire burr we used to hear on the terraces (roast 'em, Michael!) but I hear Estuary English from Essex to Hampshire these days.

Jay's accent is not generic northern, because there isn't such a beast. Unlike Rickie, he's "chuffed" not "made up", for example.

Anyway, good luck to Jay and his bride. Mind, getting married is a doddle. Staying married is the hard bit. Me and my missus have clocked 50 years. She keeps saying she's going to trade me in for a younger model, but I reckon she may have left it too late!
 
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