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I'm not the Messiah, Suckless .... just a regular guy with a serious appetite .. that has been to a pretty impressive number of real live footie games

 

Yeh so have I.

But If i say you win will you shut the **** up?

3 fukin days bro, you lost, this is embarrassing.

 

In your head Suckless ... but that's all ... why do you think Ponks has gone missing? ... you ain't the sharpest tool but even you should be able to work it out ... seems like he may be welching a bet ... and you know what that does to you ... ****ing tedium infinitum .. for3 days insert 9 months...ya fanny

 

K mate good talk.

 

Not really Suckless... your complete lack of self awareness limits meaningful conversation ... perhaps if I was desperate enough to change my board name to "Ponky ****ed up Editgate" we might have common ground ... but that would be such a childish manoeuvre that it just ain't gonna happen

 

Yeh cool bro.

No one cares.

 

You going through some kind of trauma?
Your'e usually anal but not this bad.

 

Imagine meeting fosse at a party


We all know one and by one i mean a fukin boring ****

 

Obviously

 

You know more than one mate... assuming you have a mirror in the bathroom ... btw it's you staring back in case you are confused...

PS ... you wouldn't get an invite to the parties I go to ... although you might be employed by the catering company tbf

 

Not enough of a stallion?

 

On the latter, only with the missus ... as to trauma ... hope you are coping with anithervseason of disappointment

 

Delicate aint he


Tedious Cringe

 

Google say's "unknown word"

Put the bottle down Fosse ffs, you are in bed

 

No idea on that tbf ...but the last one was a British Retail Consortium event ... can't really see Suckless getting an invite on the basis that he sold some weed to some kids in Camden... but levels eh?

 

Ouch ... a typo ... revel in it buddy (not a chocolate... in case you are confused... again) ...

 

Knitting Circle Collective in full back slapping mode ... lovely

 

Anyway Ladies, has been fun but I need my beauty sleep and have a weekend's sport to look forward to ... (unlike Diego ) ... nighty, night ... and perhaps you can pray for Ponky ... he's either got himself lost on an evening mountain bike excursion on Bodmin... or he's spent the entire evening cataloguing his Grockle collection ...

 

Funny how that keeps happening to you init


You're so up your own arse you just don't know when it's been handed to you mate.

Gnite ya relentless drip

 

Suckless ... some of us are quite happy to sail our own course without cock sucking or needing affirmation ... if my arse ever gets handed to me I'll let you be the first to know ... until then, I'll probably just see you as a bit of a tedious, plastic, insubstantial lightweight with self worth issues, a tiny willy and an imaginary girlfriend ... but night, night, anyways ...