WTF is that one about? I know they like to go long to Morata but Carroll?!
I know everybody laughs and calls him donkey, but he can be a real handful for any defence.
WTF is that one about? I know they like to go long to Morata but Carroll?!
WTF is that one about? I know they like to go long to Morata but Carroll?!
I know everybody laughs and calls him donkey, but he can be a real handful for any defence.
When he's not in a wheelchair.
To be fair in terms of winning headers and as an aerial threat, only probably Fellaini is on his level in the league. Though Fellaini is technically better with his feet than Carroll.
But it's not really the type of football any fans would want to see their club play.
No doubt Carroll is a handful if you just hoof direct balls up to him.
Which club is just going to do that all game though?
If we are counting cripples then Zlatan is up there too.
If we are counting cripples then Zlatan is up there too.
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Best signing this January? How will he do?
Agreed ... but personally I would not want my club signing Andy Carroll, Daniel Sturridge, Charlie Austin or, for that matter, Jack Wilshire ... at least not until some other poor fcukers have managed too get a full season from them without them having weeks out on the treatment table![]()
Dunno whos idea it is that Carroll the goal machine donkey is a good purchase but that will be up there with thinking that bringing in an injured Kim Kallstrom was a good idea

The Ross Barkley thats playing in the next game?Or an injured Ross Barkley?
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The Ross Barkley thats playing in the next game?
... if you do take the better earning job... please transfer the extra £50k a week to me if you don't want it![]()