I've read some ****e in my time...

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....especially for you in your Spanish speedo's :)

Ha ha.

Actually......

Speedo is a brand name, the correct terminology is swimming trunks, however, if i was to don such attire, i'd probably get locked up for scaring the bairns..

Nobody seems to have told this to the Spanish 60 year olds cruising about the beach looking like a crushed nutsell with a walnut whippy in their keks mind...