I've given up smoking today

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Have you tried those vape thingies? Couple of mates of mine were 40 a day merchants and took to the e-cigs like ducks to H2o.

All fancy flavours and that, vanilla, red bull etc. If that is your thing.

No sann, but I've got myself a tin of fruit flavoured sweets. <ok>
 
Shut up, you kike kiddy fiddler <steam>
You do realise that this sort of retort makes you sound very much like Toby ?
The thread may not be terribly 'intellectual' - but does conform to the theme of 'general' chat. The 'put-down' relating to your nipples/ balls shows a little bit of imagination - and needs to be either recognised or reciprocated - but not with Tobyism - you're better than that.
 
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I only came here to support a fellow " Quitter " in his life altering event which could add 10 or more years to his life to spend with his family and friends and make no bones about it Rob , that is what is at stake .
Now I realize this is the board to come to and be arseholes at times and I enjoy reading some of it but beware .....some off the sh:t that gets thrown can fail and be victim to the " Duck and Boomerang " theory .
Cheers .
 
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You do realise that this sort of retort makes you sound very much like Toby ?
The thread may not be terribly 'intellectual' - but does conform to the theme of 'general' chat. The 'put-down' relating to your nipples/ balls shows a little bit of imagination - and needs to be either recognised or reciprocated - but not with Tobyism - you're better than that.
Ooooft, jiffy getting ****ing pumped silly, again<party>
 
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You do realise that this sort of retort makes you sound very much like Toby ?
The thread may not be terribly 'intellectual' - but does conform to the theme of 'general' chat. The 'put-down' relating to your nipples/ balls shows a little bit of imagination - and needs to be either recognised or reciprocated - but not with Tobyism - you're better than that.

He's not better than that, and tbh I don't get most of the references either, but apart from that, couldn't agree more.

<applause>
 
I only came here to support a fellow " Quitter " in his life altering event which could add 10 or more years to his life to spend with his family and friends and make no bones about it Rob , that is what is at stake .
Now I realize this is the board to come to and be arseholes at times and enjoy reading some of it but beware .....some off the sh:t that gets thrown can fail and be victim to the " Duck and Boomerang " theory .
Cheers .

Bants aside, I genuinely appreciated your kindly advice and insights Roof <ok>
 
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You do realise that this sort of retort makes you sound very much like Toby ?
The thread may not be terribly 'intellectual' - but does conform to the theme of 'general' chat. The 'put-down' relating to your nipples/ balls shows a little bit of imagination - and needs to be either recognised or reciprocated - but not with Tobyism - you're better than that.

You do realise that no one on here gives a **** what you think, right?

Now that we've got the pleasantries out the road why don't you **** off.
 
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He's not better than that, and tbh I don't get most of the references either, but apart from that, couldn't agree more.

<applause>
If you haven't had the 'pleasure' of Toby - well done. - just by mentioning his name I may force him to summon all his intellectual powers and risk being called a "*****." It's a real pity that this effort reduces him into a state of complete exhaustion as he seems incapable of more than one or two word replies. [ hence "kiddly fiddler = 2 words = Tobyism]