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Pontsafc

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Am I the only miserable old git in the country who thinks "good luck to the happy couple", but sweet Jesus give us a break from Royal Wedding mania?
I was woken from my slumbers at 06.00 after a couple of jars last night and an excellent Vindaloo to wall to wall gushing on the tv about that event. Life will not be worth living for grumpy old swines like me who like a little peace and quiet and no histrionics. What happened to British reserve?
Any suggestions on how to stay sane while my wife wallows in the schmaltz?
 
With you 100% mate not anti royal or pro royal for that matter but, FFS media people give it a rest. You know as well it'll be on all day long and probably all weekend, never mind we've got a home game against Fulham tomorrow to look forward to and hopefully another 3 points (can see it being a draw mind).
Quick suggestion for the sake of your sanity get in the garden fire the BBQ up and have a few drinks with the music of choice blaring out to drown out the wedding day racket.
 
get yourself to b and q,

they got a 15% sale on,

pretty handy if kate needs a new back door.....
 
Been looking at my e-mails and I've got one from B&Q about the 15% so might go there. My plan is working out like this: still lingering over my breakfast cuppa to try and eke out time to 09.00. Water the vegetables and maybe transfer some from seed trays to the raised bed. Mow the lawns then have a trip to the tip. No doubt the tele will be on so will check out Kate and maybe send out a message for her not to waste herself on Wills and give me a call. Its not too late pet.
Then B&Q, thats got to get me to mid-day at least. I like the idea of a bbq so must stock up for that, a few cans, enough meat to get me thinking of the Atkins Diet and after all that activity a gentle slumber on the sun lounger. Then fire up the bbq, it could work out to be a reasonable sort of day after all.
 
Pontsafc said:
Am I the only miserable old git in the country who thinks "good luck to the happy couple", but sweet Jesus give us a break from Royal Wedding mania?
I was woken from my slumbers at 06.00 after a couple of jars last night and an excellent Vindaloo to wall to wall gushing on the tv about that event. Life will not be worth living for grumpy old swines like me who like a little peace and quiet and no histrionics. What happened to British reserve?
Any suggestions on how to stay sane while my wife wallows in the schmaltz?
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It's night time here so I'll put the electric blanket on & hope to get lucky later:wink::wink:
 
commachio said:
glad tosee my humour wasn't wasted,

seem to go straight over some.

she is fit as **** mind..

wonder if harry is making a copy for you-porn.
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She is mind, an absolute stunner, a proper English beauty as well.

Fair play to the lad.

They seem sound them 2 princes mind, good lads get good lasses.
 
william seems ok, but as for the ginge, i can just see him running amock in amsterdam or bangkok.

reckon he would be a laugh given some freedom,

wonder if he ****s over his new sister in law.

saying that her sister looks a beauty, so harry may be kicking her back door in tonight.
 
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