Is Pixie Damned Either Way?

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Is Pixie damned either way?

  • Yes (the idiot brought this on himself)

    Votes: 2 100.0%
  • No (I am a Pixie-rimmer and I will back him up whatever the twat does)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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    2
I did chuck you a line, but you told me to **** off and started going on about a tramp with his cock out. :)

No, you've got it wrong, you sensitive old tart!

The tramp reference (with his knob out) was to Skiddy (and Pixie).

See. I wasn't wumming, at all , mate.
 
This site's open secret is that the Arsenal board has been abandoned. It's like the Marie Celeste over there, with half-finished threads (like the half-drunk cups of coffee on that famous ghost ship).

What we don't yet know is why it has been abandoned. I want to explore that theme in this thread.

It seems to me that there are two possible answers.

The Arsenal Mods have destroyed the board

Without wanting to point any fingers, my initial thinking has been to lay the blame squarely at the feet of the Gooner mods. They have led a campaign of intolerance and overt bias since this site was created, getting rid of anyone who dared to breathe a word of opposition against Wenger and his outdated tactics. There was a raft of bans. In disgust, a whole section of Gooners boycotted, not just the board, but the entire site, and set up on their own.

The Chav board's campaign of hatred and intolerance taught us that mods cannot act in such a juvenile and high-handed fashion without there being serious consequences to the long-term survival and fortunes of your board. It seemed to me that the Arsenal mods - whether it be for reasons of simple neglect, or a much deeper ignorance - simply did not learn this vital lesson.

Discussion is the life blood of a healthy and vibrant forum. Destroy that, and you destroy the forum. It seemed to me, certainly initially, that that is what the Arsenal mods did.

The Arsenal board was populated by fair-weather plastics

This possibility has emerged with the decline in AFC's fortunes in the league.

In many ways, this is linked to the first possibility. By banning and driving away decent, non-plastic posters, the Arsenal mods have created a rod for their own backs. If all that remained were the yes-men fair-weather plastics, they have only themselves to blame, because the one thing that we absolutely know about fair-weather plastics is that they will desert you on the flip of a coin, just when you need them most.

So, it is possible that the Arsenal board is currently deserted because it was populated by fair-weather plastics, who have done a runner due to the fact that Arsenal are so ****e, at the moment. This theory can be tested, because - if it is correct - the plastics will return to gloat, brag and scoff just as soon as there is a revival in their club's fortunes.

Sure, we may have to wait quite a while for Arsenal's fortunes to revive, but only time will tell.

Pixie is damned either way

It is unfortunate that Pixie is damned if his board revives or if it doesn't.

If the board revives with AFC's fortunes, we will all know that the Gooner board is populated by fair-weather plastics. There will be absolutely no running away from that conclusion, and Pixie will have to bear the brunt of the onslaught of derision and wummery that will undoubtedly follow.

If the board does not revive, then we will know that it is because Pixie and his fellow mod destroyed the board that he was charged with looking after.

<laugh> Wow, what a rant.

Would you like me to dial 999 for you ?
 
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You've obviously had your arse handed to you yet again, so are doing your usual crying like a hormonal teenage girl.

You massive ****ing Mary

I've simply turned all of HIAG's piss poor wum attempts back on him this week and it's resulted in him exploding into an endless bitch rant.

He's very easy to wind up. For a wum master he does a good impression of being a fragile little buttercup.
 
<laugh> Wow, what a rant.

Would you like me to dial 999 for you ?

Hm.

Just putting a few things right, in a calm and orderly fashion. That is what the new HIAG does.

If anyone is going to be calling the police, it is you.

What do you think is the reason for the sorry state of your board? I suppose you must be hoping that it's down to your fellow fans being nothing more than fair-weather plastics, and having done a runner until things pick up, yeah? Otherwise, you're going to be mod over a dead board, mate.

I'm not sure that the police are going to be of much use to you, though.
 
Because 6 threads of your bitching and blubbing screams 'calm and orderly' <laugh>

You're a complete melt mate.


Translation: "Because of my previous blind devotion to Wenger, I have been exposed as an uber bell-end. However, I lack the humility to admit to my failings, and to apologise to all the people I banned or forced off the Arsenal board by abusing my mod powers, so I am going to try to pretend that nothing happened, and that none of this is now coming back to ravage my arse like a plague from Biblical times. HIAG has seized on this and is forcing me to face my embarrassment, but rather than take the banter and admit I ****ed up massively, I am going to keep acting like an absolute bell-end, and try to deflect it all by making out that HIAG has been owned, when the clear reality is that I am a massive bell-end."

There. Did I miss anything, Pix?
 
Translation: "Because of my previous blind devotion to Wenger, I have been exposed as an uber bell-end. However, I lack the humility to admit to my failings, and to apologise to all the people I banned or forced off the Arsenal board by abusing my mod powers, so I am going to try to pretend that nothing happened, and that none of this is now coming back to ravage my arse like a plague from Biblical times. HIAG has seized on this and is forcing me to face my embarrassment, but rather than take the banter and admit I ****ed up massively, I am going to keep acting like an absolute bell-end, and try to deflect it all by making out that HIAG has been owned, when the clear reality is that I am a massive bell-end."

There. Did I miss anything, Pix?
Ooh the pain.
Translation:
I'm thoroughly pissed off with you and Skiddy ripping me for being an arsehole for the last six years so leave me all Me while I wave my tiny todger around on the bus.
 
Ooh the pain.
Translation:
I'm thoroughly pissed off with you and Skiddy ripping me for being an arsehole for the last six years so leave me all Me while I wave my tiny todger around on the bus.

You are an idiot if you genuinely believe that.

There are people on this board who cannot believe that you are a grown man, certainly not one devoid of serious mental issues.

You make a complete twat of yourself every time you post.
 
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You are an idiot if you genuinely believe that.

There are people on this board who cannot believe that you are a grown man, certainly not one devoid of serious mental issues.

You make a complete twat of yourself every time you post.
Oh you make me laugh so much Gimps I was going to ask the same question but you've answered already.
 
Translation: "Because of my previous blind devotion to Wenger, I have been exposed as an uber bell-end. However, I lack the humility to admit to my failings, and to apologise to all the people I banned or forced off the Arsenal board by abusing my mod powers, so I am going to try to pretend that nothing happened, and that none of this is now coming back to ravage my arse like a plague from Biblical times. HIAG has seized on this and is forcing me to face my embarrassment, but rather than take the banter and admit I ****ed up massively, I am going to keep acting like an absolute bell-end, and try to deflect it all by making out that HIAG has been owned, when the clear reality is that I am a massive bell-end."

There. Did I miss anything, Pix?

Well this is probably as much of a surprise to me as it must be for Piskie - I had absolutely no idea that you were such a fan of Arsene Wenger :cool:

... I'm also intrigued - which biblical plague was the arse ravager? ... did locusts go after arable crops that you were storing between your bum cheeks? <laugh>
 
Well this is probably as much of a surprise to me as it must be for Piskie - I had absolutely no idea that you were such a fan of Arsene Wenger :cool:

... I'm also intrigued - which biblical plague was the arse ravager? ... did locusts go after arable crops that you were storing between your bum cheeks? <laugh>
Do I take it that the frogs, biting insects and wild animals will come later?
 
... I'm also intrigued - which biblical plague was the arse ravager? ... did locusts go after arable crops that you were storing between your bum cheeks? <laugh>

I'm not much of a Bible scholar, as you know, Fosse, but I think there are a few verses about it in the Book of the Sodomites.
 
Translation: "Because of my previous blind devotion to Wenger, I have been exposed as an uber bell-end. However, I lack the humility to admit to my failings, and to apologise to all the people I banned or forced off the Arsenal board by abusing my mod powers, so I am going to try to pretend that nothing happened, and that none of this is now coming back to ravage my arse like a plague from Biblical times. HIAG has seized on this and is forcing me to face my embarrassment, but rather than take the banter and admit I ****ed up massively, I am going to keep acting like an absolute bell-end, and try to deflect it all by making out that HIAG has been owned, when the clear reality is that I am a massive bell-end."

There. Did I miss anything, Pix?

Save it for the Old Bill mate :police:
 
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