Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

[ElfsborgAddick]

I thought you had a wife you little perv.

SSSShhhh.....and less of the little.

 

[Chippy / Glory]

This thread has taken a worrying if not totally unexpected turn!

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

This thread has taken a worrying if not totally unexpected turn!

Derailments do not exist on this thread, say what you f****** like!

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Derailments do not exist on this thread, say what you f****** like!

The picture of the stumpy bird curdled my tea!

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

The picture of the stumpy bird curdled my tea!

That was disgusting tbf.

Have you met Mr van Gerwen?!

 

[User deleted as requested]

< Perv

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

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Shut the f*** up Elfs or you are going to get this!

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

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Shut the f*** up Elfs or you are going to get this!

I bet that is you when a bet comes in!!!!!

 

[User deleted as requested]

Thats me when you are not on my train in the morning.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Thats me when you are not on my train in the morning.

Which you have not been this week.

 

[User deleted as requested]

Which you have not been this week.

I would hate to think how much shoplifting goes on in your charity shop, you spend all your time on your phone.

Go and spruce the 50p rack up, FFS

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

I would hate to think how much shoplifting goes on in your charity shop, you spend all your time on your phone.

Go and spruce the 50p rack up, FFS

Kojak, I keep telling you, the only charity I'm involved in is by coming on here and brightening lives.

 

[deleted.....]

I would have thought you would be more into dogging Elf?

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

You know you’re both disappointed when you don’t see each other on the train. We see through you.

 

[Chippy / Glory]

I would hate to think how much shoplifting goes on in your charity shop, you spend all your time on your phone.

Go and spruce the 50p rack up, FFS

How will china find any new schmutter?

 

[Chippy / Glory]

You know you’re both disappointed when you don’t see each other on the train. We see through you.

[HASHTAG]#brokebackvalley[/HASHTAG]

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

I would have thought you would be more into dogging Elf?

Too uncomfortable in a car I would have thought!

 

[DonCorleone]

Too uncomfortable in a car I would have thought!

Not when you are the size of a Lego man.

 

[User deleted as requested]

Too uncomfortable in a car I would have thought!

You could comfortably do it in the glove compartment.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Ffs you two, no need to be sizeist.

A couple of funny cracks tbf.