Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

I can imagine being right up for it, I reckon Donald is a bit straight laced.

 

Nice Avatar btw Mr van Gerwen

I like people that show me respect.

 

Haven’t used tinder. Was recently told about fabswingers.com

Only window shopping at the moment.

 

If not wanting to fornicate with OAP’s makes me straight laced, I’m proud to be straight laced!

 

Before I get to 60 I want to hump someone 'her' age!

 

I reckon @Holden Chinaski has completed Tinder.

 

Whilst wearing a pink GANT shirt on every date.

 

It’s why @Royston started shopping there!

 

I used tinder. Got some proper weirdos on it. Loads of single mums on it. Came off of it and used something called TruView. That was bit better.

 

Two of my mates have used it and think it's great.

One was humping some piece within two hours of meeting. The other one had about 8 different jumps in 6 months.

A shagfest basically.

 

Holden, can you find out if Tinder do age groups 55-65 please

 

Possibly the sleaziest post in the long & distinguished history of this site.

The crowdfunding campaign to raise money to pay you to defect has so far raised 7p.

 

They do Elfs!

The internet revolutionised the way the older generations connected with their old flings that they have long forgotten about. All started with Friends Reunited.

Probably why divorce is so rife in that category and why I'm not that overly fond on marriage. I swear 8 in every 3 end in divorce.

 

Also I'd like to raise a glass to an inspiration of mine.

To Hugh Hefner. RIP.

 

Something to think about!

 

If I was you I would stick to cottaging.

 

I thought you had a wife you little perv.

 

@baraettmattesvensson dream night out..