Just finished watering the plants.
Serious question - why can’t Mrs Elfs do it ?
You don’t keep a dog & bark yourself.
Just finished watering the plants.
Just finished making the bed.
Housework should be shared.
[HASHTAG]#underthethumb[/HASHTAG]I am the modern man.
Your get more conversation out the paperI will think of you (briefly) as I enjoy liver, bacon, onions, chips & gravy. And a cup of tea.
The Mail on Sunday has replaced the Midget for breakfast company.
Your get more conversation out the paper

Now off to Waitrose for shopping.
Pleased that I am 1000 calories better off.

Get us a bit of beef and drop it off cheersNow off to Waitrose for shopping.
Pleased that I am 1000 calories better off.
Get us a bit of beef and drop it off cheers

Before Lidl became trendy I'd bring the M&S bags with me.I bet you go in Lidl’s with a Waitrose carrier bag![]()
F*** that, I might get mugged over your way.Get us a bit of beef and drop it off cheers
Before Lidl became trendy I'd bring the M&S bags with me.
I can do next Sunday.My gut buster went down a treat - £8.90, but I left her a tenner in recognition of the excellent service.
Ask Mrs Elfs if you are allowed out next time.
I can do next Sunday.
I'll make sure I'm in front with the housework.