Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

There is a classic picture of him with me, his head is longer than my entire body.

 

I had a meeting with Meire at the Brentford game, it ended with me being thrown out of the ground.

 

Whatever was said would not have justified the ejection.

 

It was the day they beat us 3-0 (Luzon’s last game?). I politely questioned her credentials for the job & invited her to consider her position.

 

I'll give you some more advice @Miketyson2007Junior. Always say you have £500,000 more to spend than you do. When an owner asks "why you're underspending?" Reply, "its performance; you competitor is performing better...." Watch the lunches come from a more expensive restaurant.

Used to get away with that in the old day before all that bribery training.

Best of all mate, Christmas party season. See you at the Google, Bing, Yahoo!, Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Tumblr, Pinterest. Last year, every working day, I went every day from 1st to 21st I went out on a drinking sesh. Think I gave Bestie a run for his money.

 

I overpaid my taxes by £2,100. I’m sure we can have a decent session on that... after next Saturday!

 

Sure you can have several! Or an awesome night out in Thailand... plus several recovery days down on the islands there

 

I've read Besty's book, and the amount of booze he consumed would have killed a stable of horses. What I would call a bender would be an aperitif for George B.

 

Mr van Gerwen is a bender

 

My bank balance over the last 17 years would look a lot healthier if I had have been.

 

Comptons on Old Compton Street.

Put a white muscle shirt on and you'll be quids in. They go for bald dudes, I'm not joking either.

 

Five hours without a post about beer, GILFs, chip shops or squirrels.

I am getting worried about him ...

 

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Phwoaaarrrrrrrrrr

 

Did you see Lulu last week on Who Do You Think They Are ?

The best thing to come out of Scotland since the A1 @ForestHillBilly

Staggering that she is 68.

Elfs - do you think she will make a good 69?

 

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You'd have to concede that she may look a little bit different first thing in the morning, but I'd take my chances!

 

@baraettmattesvensson

To be fair, she is a walking advert for plastic surgery.

 

Tough as old boots, our Lulu.

 

Lulu is only 5'1

Do you date ladies who are taller than you?

 

You should try it.