Off Topic Inner city

I'd say iced wine is pretty hipsterish too.

 

4th-6th IS a play-off spot.

 

I think most non Spuds fans were happy for them mate. Tremendous achievement.

 

Always lived in city's, but always found my way back to London, couldn't live in the sticks far too quiet and isolated and done a few suberbs none of which were great experiences tbh, could probably live near the sea one day when I get older.

It might sound strange but I like the privacy a city can offer, you can get to know people or not and no one gives a ****. Smaller places tend not to be like that I've found, everyone wants to knows your business and knows each other and village **** like that. Can't be dealing with that **** tbh I like keeping my head down as much as poss, I barely get to know any of my neighbours as a rule for those reasons alone wherever I've lived.
No plans to leave but who knows how I'll feel in 10/20 years.

 

... for some reason, I never get tired of mentioning it ...

 

I like that it's pretty quiet where I live but it can be a bit **** having to drive or get taxis if you want a nice night out. I would never live in a city.

 

Uber
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... and first and second are not ... hence the differentiator ...

 

Less ****s in the sticks

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There's ****s everywhere
We got more ****s you'd like to Finger/lick/fist

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I’ve lived in a few villages and little hamlets where people know your ****, and I don’t like that either. I’m a sociable person but I cannot stand the nosey gossiping mentality of small village life.

The place where I live now has got a good balance. Technically it’s a town, but it’s more village sized. There’s enough to going on to get involved in stuff if you want, but it’s big enough to be anonymous if you want.

It’s also in an AONB and is situated in a wild landscape with big cliffs, beaches, moorland and lots of yummy rocks. So you can go off on your own and not see another person all day long if you want.

 

If you stand on the left hand side of an escalator people don't act like you just raped a nun.

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I refer you to the ****ryside Alliance...

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Their argument is because a vicious bitch that likes to see a defenceless animal torn apart by rabid dogs puts a plaster on a kid's finger that she is isn't still a vicious bitch...

 

People who stand on the left side of an escalator are stupid inbred morons (like ****ing move I got **** to do you ****s) and because of health & safety need to be at least shouted at or kicked, and in extreme cases shanked.

****ing tourists

 

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No tourists

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Luv and the fam being escalator ****ers

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It's the only thing I enjoy when I go to London, I just love the reaction I get.

 

I don't think you understand just how much those twats piss me off, almost as bad as the **** who get off the tube, walk all the way down the platform, up the stairs, to the ticket barrier stop dead. . AND THEN DECIDE TO FIND THE ****ING OYSTER CARD.

 

You're not ****ing welcome here anymore piss off

 

**** me - you've been here so long you're now one of us Best thing about being a Londoner is you develop a pathological hatred of anyone who delays your day by anymore than five seconds