Off Topic Indians

[C19RK73]

we cant decide

Any starter?
Tikka or Tandoori chicken main?
Any main meal?
Any side dish?
Any rice?
Any naan bread?
Plain or spicy popadoms?

What would you order?

Kids are going to bed in 35 mins hoping for delivery in time for kieth lemmons new scetch show

 

[grandpops]

Nowt. Muck.

Fish and chips with batter and salt and vinegar from a proper chippy.

 

[C19RK73]

Nowt. Muck.

Fish and chips with batter and salt and vinegar from a proper chippy.

Aye but that wasnt the bloody question was it? The wench wants injuns!

 

[Smug in Boots]

Nowt. Muck.

Fish and chips with batter and salt and vinegar from a proper chippy.

That, from the chippy opposite the harbour at Seaton Sluice would be my last request before they hung me

 

[grandpops]

Aye but that wasnt the bloody question was it? The wench wants injuns!

Gerra telt man

Proper English gourmet food not that foreign ****e.

 

[C19RK73]

Gerra telt man

Proper English gourmet food not that foreign ****e.

She doesnt like fish does she the owld slut

 

[Billy Death]

Indians?
Sioux
Mowhawk
Cheyenne
Apache

 

[grandpops]

She doesnt like fish does she the owld slut

Crap her like.

I suppose you`ll have to let her choose just to keep the peace.

Wimmen.

 

[C19RK73]

Crap her like.

I suppose you`ll have to let her choose just to keep the peace.

Wimmen.

Lets just hope she doesnt log on with her apptly named user id

Or i might get a clip for that

 

[grandpops]

Indians?
Sioux
Mowhawk
Cheyenne
Apache

Apparently they used to name their children after the first thing they saw when they came out of their teepees after giving birth. Sitting Bull, Running Deer etc.

My mate Two Dogs Shagging told me that.

 

[Vincemac]

we cant decide

Any starter? Chicken tikka
Tikka or Tandoori chicken main? Chicken jalfrazi
Any main meal? As above
Any side dish? Bombay aloo
Any rice? Tikka rice
Any naan bread? Tina nan
Plain or spicy popadoms? Plain with mixed pickle

What would you order?

Kids are going to bed in 35 mins hoping for delivery in time for kieth lemmons new scetch show

Just order and enjoy

 

[C19RK73]

Just order and enjoy

Thata the thing man divvent know what to get

 

[Vincemac]

Thata the thing man divvent know what to get

How's the leg mate

 

[C19RK73]

How's the leg mate

Canny, uncomfortable to sit upright, a bitch to drive but walking is cool which is the problem that they were trying to fix, thanks for asking

 

[The Relic]

How's the leg mate

Are you suggesting she eats the poor man's leg? Ffs, what's the world coming to?

 

[Deletion Requested1]

My great

Apparently they used to name their children after the first thing they saw when they came out of their teepees after giving birth. Sitting Bull, Running Deer etc.

My mate Two Dogs Shagging told me that.

My great great great great grandfather was killed at the battle of the little big horn - seventh cavalry you ask ?

no he was camping in the next field and went ower to play hell about the noise

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Gerra telt man

Proper English gourmet food not that foreign ****e.

God's sake man there's a world of food out there!

Yorkshire pudds, Lancashire hotpot, Cornish pasties....

 

[Vincemac]

Canny, uncomfortable to sit upright, a bitch to drive but walking is cool which is the problem that they were trying to fix, thanks for asking

Ok mate pleased your on the mend

 

[grandpops]

God's sake man there's a world of food out there!

Yorkshire pudds, Lancashire hotpot, Cornish pasties....

It`s his boss man. If she doesn`t get her own way she`ll nack him.

And he cannit run

 

[C19RK73]

Ok mate pleased your on the mend

Trying this :

Batak Jalsha
Duck firstly barbecued in a tandoor & then cooked with yoghurt, garlic & ginger to give a sweet & sour flavour with a coconut taste which is fairly hot