cant beat synchronised swimming, tight cossy, camel toe, nippes with a stiffy on,bring it on, you lot must be celibate id f you don't like that
American football. Is it even classed as a sport. About 300 players on each team who forgot to take the coathangers out of their shirts and a time out every 8 milli seconds. A bloke throws the ball and a gadgey with a full face bash hat on and make up on underneath tries to catch it. Catch it and a full on 60 second f*cking luv in occurs. Doesnt catch it and theres a 60 second luv in from the other team cos they get a chance to throw the ball. Utter utter f*cking w*nk. That is however just my little opinion.
Bang on summary that. If they cut out all the breaks and just got on with it it'd be a good watch because it can be very physical but as it is it's crap.
One Disc might be able to enlighten me on. Aussie Rules Football. I've watched it before when it used to be on channel 4. Found it quite exciting & full of action I just have no idea what the object of the game is or what the rules are.
There arent any. basically kick 7 bells out of each other whilst pretending to do summit with the ball.
Great post!! Utter bollocks but great post mate! You should get your arse down to London one weekend and get down to Wembley to watch a game. We'll get bolloxed but we'll have a great ****ing day!!!
Darts - Chess - Dominos - Pool, and others like it, are just pub/board games that have gone to far. Not sports though. Sumo wrestling is a ****e sport. I couldn't watch that.
Arm wrestling. Arm wrestling is just an excuse for closet homosexuals to hold hands without people suspecting they are gay.
Aye, two big fat ****s trying to hoy each other out of a ring. It''ll be like watching Cyril Smith shag Hattie Jaques.
A sport actually in the Olympics. Race walking. Just looks like emaciated incontinent people trying to reach the toilet in time. Basically for people who want an Olympic gold medal but can't run.
Can you imagine watching volley ball, the long jump, the high jump, high diving, the pole vault even dressage if all the lasses were naked jesus that would be an Olympics worth watching.
