one of the lads at work has a spare ticket for the game tomorrow, it’s already bought and paid for, my boycott is off for one night only.
**** off Allam’s
**** off Allam’s
Just buy me a ticket and then I won't be paying eitherone of the lads at work has a spare ticket for the game tomorrow, it’s already bought and paid for, my boycott is off for one night only.
**** off Allam’s

Don't buy anything in the ground, use as much toilet roll as you can, paper towels, sugar and milk from the concourses , with a bit of application you'll bring them down ...one of the lads at work has a spare ticket for the game tomorrow, it’s already bought and paid for, my boycott is off for one night only.
**** off Allam’s
Don't buy anything in the ground, use as much toilet roll as you can, paper towels, sugar and milk from the concourses , with a bit of application you'll bring them down ...
That’s why I take my own cutlery in, or at very least a LeathermanDon’t steal the forks. They are ****. If you jab them in a pie and leave them a few seconds the prongs all bend and twist. It’s their way of saying fork off Allams.
I didn't think you used your special name for @askewshair in public!That’s why I take my own cutlery in, or at very least a Leatherman
Remember to wash your hands otherwise you'll be slagged off on social media.![]()
I assumed he had a long tongue and lots of flexibilityI also thought this thread was about that bloke who claimed he hasn't washed his hands for 10 years. How did he wash the rest of his body without using his hands?
I also thought this thread was about that bloke who claimed he hasn't washed his hands for 10 years. How did he wash the rest of his body without using his hands?
Or had his hands amputated...Maybe he has some very good friends?
Ooh reminds me of the old joke.Maybe he has some very good friends?



Wasn't he in the Village People?That’s why I take my own cutlery in, or at very least a Leatherman