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Carmine Galante said:
Fair point, I didn't think that one through did I?

I'd nut him into unconsciousness first then bite both his ears off therefore ensuring a nasty surprise when he finally came 'round.

I'd probably give him a swift boot to the knacker bag just to add a touch of class to the proceedings.

Job done as they say.
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Ear nibbling is not the way to go, surely its nutting, kick, kick, insult, kick, insult, insult, finger wagging.
 
This last page ****ing worries me. Just grow up eh ? Don't take a ten year old to a football game ? **** man,are you ****ing serious ? And you think the girls dad was standing behind her ? Ah **** off,what's the point ? We won an away game,that is all. Thought you were better than this,Kisnorbo ? Cheshire,don't tell too many friends your user name,word might get back to me as to who you are and where you live.
 
Kempton Kebab said:
This last page ****ing worries me. Just grow up eh ? Don't take a ten year old to a football game ? **** man,are you ****ing serious ? And you think the girls dad was standing behind her ? Ah **** off,what's the point ? We won an away game,that is all. Thought you were better than this,Kisnorbo ? Cheshire,don't tell too many friends your user name,word might get back to me as to who you are and where you live.
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Kissa alone would skewer yer ass on one of those Donner machines. I'd leave well alone
 
Kempton Kebab said:
This last page ****ing worries me. Just grow up eh ? Don't take a ten year old to a football game ? **** man,are you ****ing serious ? And you think the girls dad was standing behind her ? Ah **** off,what's the point ? We won an away game,that is all. Thought you were better than this,Kisnorbo ? Cheshire,don't tell too many friends your user name,word might get back to me as to who you are and where you live.
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Big toughie eh?<doh>
 
Its funny that, I found the keyboard you Leeds lot hide behind.

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I actually find kempton a decent bloke n sent me a nice message when I lost my mate in afghan and I agree you should be able to take a ten year old to football just not elland road! I'm 6"3 n fat n even I get a bit intimidated by Lufc fans at times! If ur not used to my sarcastic nature by now then there's something wrong! However by all means come to my house anybody if you like not sure what that will achieve but I will warn anyone who fancies threatening me at home I will do everything possible to hurt them haha
 
Kempton Kebab said:
This last page ****ing worries me. Just grow up eh ? Don't take a ten year old to a football game ? **** man,are you ****ing serious ? And you think the girls dad was standing behind her ? Ah **** off,what's the point ? We won an away game,that is all. Thought you were better than this,Kisnorbo ? Cheshire,don't tell too many friends your user name,word might get back to me as to who you are and where you live.
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<laugh> A keyboard warrior classic.
 
You-Will-Beat-Kisnorbo said:
I actually find kempton a decent bloke n sent me a nice message when I lost my mate in afghan and I agree you should be able to take a ten year old to football just not elland road! I'm 6"3 n fat n even I get a bit intimidated by Lufc fans at times! If ur not used to my sarcastic nature by now then there's something wrong! However by all means come to my house anybody if you like not sure what that will achieve but I will warn anyone who fancies threatening me at home I will do everything possible to hurt them haha
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Send over your address mate <laugh>
 
ellandback said:
Kempton Kebab said:
This last page ****ing worries me. Just grow up eh ? Don't take a ten year old to a football game ? **** man,are you ****ing serious ? And you think the girls dad was standing behind her ? Ah **** off,what's the point ? We won an away game,that is all. Thought you were better than this,Kisnorbo ? Cheshire,don't tell too many friends your user name,word might get back to me as to who you are and where you live.
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Kissa alone would skewer yer ass on one of those Donner machines. I'd leave well alone
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Is it wrong to like doner kebabs?

I know they're dirty but after a few sherbets I love a doner.

There's nowt better.
 
You-Will-Beat-Kisnorbo said:
I actually find kempton a decent bloke n sent me a nice message when I lost my mate in afghan and I agree you should be able to take a ten year old to football just not elland road! I'm 6"3 n fat n even I get a bit intimidated by Lufc fans at times! If ur not used to my sarcastic nature by now then there's something wrong! However by all means come to my house anybody if you like not sure what that will achieve but I will warn anyone who fancies threatening me at home I will do everything possible to hurt them haha
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Or if they turn up in a manc top, even worse
 
Carmine Galante said:
Is it wrong to like doner kebabs?

I know they're dirty but after a few sherbets I love a doner.

There's nowt better.
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When you went 2-1 up, I went out, got a large donner, bit of garlic mayo, chilli sauce, lettuce, tomato, chilli peppers (the really nice salty ones) and a large portion of chips. It made me feel better
 
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