Would that be, wait for it, a CRACK team?The bomb disposal guys ......!![]()
I love a bit of toilet humour on a cold Satdee morning.
Edit...just read 174. Got there first. What a bummer.
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Would that be, wait for it, a CRACK team?The bomb disposal guys ......!![]()
Would that be, wait for it, a CRACK team?
I love a bit of toilet humour on a cold Satdee morning.
Edit...just read 174. Got there first. What a bummer.
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I've decided that this would be my particular favourite when I accidentally trip and a shell goes up my arse!!!

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I've decided that this would be my particular favourite when I accidentally trip and a shell goes up my arse!!!
could be awkward travelling to the hospital should the need arise.
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One of these bad boys would do the job![]()
Report today about a bloke in Gloucester admitted to the local hospital with a WW2 Mortar Bomb stuck up his arse. The poor bloke was having a 'clear out' at home, as you do, and obviously after removing his trousers and shreddies he just happen to fall onto the mortar shell which then inserted itself up his arse. which is a common problem with WW2 bombs.
The bomb squad had to be called but couldn't detonate the two foot long shell for laughing.
I made the last bit up, the rest is true.
Is it just me or were New Order ****?Wonder if he was left...
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Does he not wish he had a better story than “it fell UP my arse?”
Has this story prompted you to come out Steven?I stuck it up my arse for sexual gratification?

Join the club...One good record 'Regret'...other than that instantly forgettable. Clearly the luvvies liked them, not sure why.Is it just me or were New Order ****?
Has this story prompted you to come out Steven?
Tell me, is it the actual placing that gratify's you or is it when the after burners kick in?![]()
FFS some fantastic singles, Temptation, Age of Consent, Bizzare Love Triangle, True Faith etc.Join the club...One good record 'Regret'...other than that instantly forgettable. Clearly the luvvies liked them, not sure why.
Joy Division Kempton..I did like 'Atmosphere'. That was good.
I did like 'Atmosphere'. That was good.
Joy Division Kempton..
