Hull Daily ****e at it again.

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Report today about a bloke in Gloucester admitted to the local hospital with a WW2 Mortar Bomb stuck up his arse. The poor bloke was having a 'clear out' at home, as you do, and obviously after removing his trousers and shreddies he just happen to fall onto the mortar shell which then inserted itself up his arse. which is a common problem with WW2 bombs.
The bomb squad had to be called but couldn't detonate the two foot long shell for laughing.
I made the last bit up, the rest is true.

Does he not wish he had a better story than “it fell UP my arse?”