Careful, they have friends with influence.
Bermondsey Slags.
Boris Johnson has thrown his hat into the London mayor race by saying he speaks for all Londoners, even the 'slags of Bermondsey'.
Speaking to the Evening Standard on his decision to fight for the Conservative candidature, he said: "There are, of course, many places in London, I've never been to, such as Bermondsey and Dalston.
"However, I'm sure I can convince the slags and single mothers of these parishes that I can represent them."
He added: " I, err, really feel I have a lot to say about London and show Ken-lovers it's err time for err change."
Mr Johnson will give his full plans for London in the coming week, including compulsory viewings of 'It Ain't Half Hot Mum' in all schools.