This is ****ing brilliant news.
Swann designed and built that house himself.
It'll be full of funky, twirly, jocular features just like the lovable off-spinning scamp that he is.
Tom will be able to relax there, imbibe the bonkers vibe essence of Swanny and turn up for next season all life and soul, chatty man and relaxed.
We'll reap the benefits of this shrewd purchase and no mistake.
He'll be twice the player he was last season and he'll bamboozle defences just outside the off stump, in the corridor of uncertainly, as he spins us back to the promised land.
You see if he doesn't.
Did you just bowl a googly there?

