Off Topic How old is 'middle aged'?

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DMD

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I reckon there's a fair few on here that are the same age as old people, but when is someone defined as 'middle aged'?

Me? I tried growing up once and found it the most overrated five minutes of my life.
 
I’ve always said (well since it became mildly relevant) that an individual will never know when he’s truly middle aged because it’s not possible to work out until the individual is dead.

So crack on acting like you’re still young only with achier muscles & joints.

Let the old ****s worry about it.
 
I’m 44, so technically I am middle aged - but I don’t feel it or act it. I’m still a big kid really

Yet, when I a young kid growing up in East Hull I viewed 44 as ancient !!!
 
Life is like a jar of coffee. One day the jar will break. Make sure you have drunk all the coffee before that happens. If you have finished all the coffee there’s a fair chance you are old.
 
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As a middle-aged non-smoker, my life expectancy is apparently now 91! Not sure whether to be happy about that or not.
 
Personally, I don't think the time that's passed since you were born is as important as what you've done with it.

I've had my ups and some significant downs, but I'm probably the most content now than I've ever been in my life.
If I was actually bothered about age, it might worry me but I am not. Time goes on. Despite my prodigious intellect and powers, I haven't found a way to stop it yet. I will keep trying and let all of you 'young' people know when I succeed so that you can stop worrying ... or start.
 
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