How old are you geezers?

[Chiltons222]

Crocodiles can't stick out their tongues because it's stuck to the bottom of their mouths.

Is there a prize for who keeps this thead going this long?

 

[Lardarsehesford City Hull]

Bees can smell fear

...do I win a prize ?

 

[SiK]

Wait, I have not put my age yet: 33. Phew, thats a weight off my mind.

 

[BoothferryLegend]

Don't worry BL you have the BIG FOUR OH to look forward to after that!!

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

 

[BoothferryLegend]

You have cheered me up no end mate!!?!

 

[Tobester]

I am 45, 46 in December

 

[Jimmy Graham's bald head]

All polar bears are left-handed

 

[Erik]

All polar bears are left-handed

No they're not.

 

[originallambrettaman]

All polar bears are left-handed

and move around on castors.

 

[Jimmy Graham's bald head]

No they're not.

Depends who you believe - zoologists say there's no scientific proof, innuits say they are. I'm more inclined to go with the guys that have been watching and avoiding getting hit by them for 1000s of years.

There are more chickens in the world than people.

 

[Erik]

Depends who you believe - zoologists say there's no scientific proof, innuits say they are. I'm more inclined to go with the guys that have been watching and avoiding getting hit by them for 1000s of years

Man, you one crazy fool Nigga.

There are more chickens in the world than people

Indeed.

 

[andy payton's mullet]

its your own daft fault for living this long.

I know, must try harder to rectify that

 

[originallambrettaman]

Depends who you believe - zoologists say there's no scientific proof, innuits say they are. I'm more inclined to go with the guys that have been watching and avoiding getting hit by them for 1000s of years.

They not only believe they are left handed, but also that they are watched over by a spirit called Nanook, I think I'd be more inclined to go with the science.

 

[Erik]

They not only believe they are left handed, but also that they are watched over by a spirit called Nanook, I think I'd be more inclined to go with the science.

 

[Jimmy Graham's bald head]

They not only believe they are left handed, but also that they are watched over by a spirit called Nanook, I think I'd be more inclined to go with the science.

Fair point. Looks like Nanook let this one down:

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[MattTheTiger]

Is there a prize for who keeps this thead going this long?

Yeah. Also the sperm of a platypus is poisonous.

 

[andy payton's mullet]

A baby could crawl through the artery of a blue whale

 

[Febbos]

While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

Just in case you were considering it....

 

[andy payton's mullet]

Febbos, is it true that in Sweden it's legal to have sex with your pet? I don't have a pet before you ask...

 

[Febbos]

Febbos, is it true that in Sweden it's legal to have sex with your pet? I don't have a pet before you ask...

It is