how ****ed are you ?

[Hash.]

The object immediately to your left has just been rammed up your ass, the last 2 digits of your phone number added together are how deep in inches. How ****ed are you ?

Bottle of lucozade 11 inches

 

[Jonesey]

**** me Hash - I've just had the arm of a chair rammed up twelve inches!!!

 

[Hash.]

**** me Hash - I've just had the arm of a chair rammed up twelve inches!!!

bet you liked it though













the competition not the actual arm ramming business

 

[saintanton]

TV remote- 15 inches.



I'll never get that out now.

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

TV remote- 15 inches.



I'll never get that out now.

Just turn over.

 

[organic red]

What happens if the relevant object is smaller than the last 2 digits?

Can't wait for the answer.....

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

What happens if the relevant object is smaller than the last 2 digits?

Can't wait for the answer.....

So yours ends in two zeros and you cant get no satisfaction.

 

[saintanton]

What happens if the relevant object is smaller than the last 2 digits?

Can't wait for the answer.....

See my post.

And it's stuck on QVC

 

[DirtyFrank]

Lol Coffee mug 10 inches: I'm like the M1 now....

 

[Hash.]

So yours ends in two zeros and you cant get no satisfaction.

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[Page_Moss_Kopite]

See my post.

And it's stuck on QVC

Liar, it's stuck on canal​ plus.

 

[organic red]

See my post.

And it's stuck on QVC

Can you get to the red button Saint?

 

[Hash.]

i rang babestation the other night ...

''hi what would you like me to do?''

''I'd like you to hide behind the ****ing couch, my mrs is coming downstairs and i cant find the remote ''

 

[Enricky.]

My bin - 83 inches! Jesus ****ing Christ!

 

[Hash.]

My bin - 83 inches! Jesus ****ing Christ!

ill let you off with 11 inches as youre supposed to add the last 2 digits other wise id have a bottle of lucozade up my jacksy 56 inches

 

[Page_Moss_Kopite]

My bin - 83 inches! Jesus ****ing Christ!

Thank **** i never went to see the Blackpool illuminations tonight, that tower ouch!!!!!!

 

[Hash.]

anyone notice how i said left and not right ? right is all my cans of beer and im not drinking them if theyre up places they shouldnt be

 

[DirtyFrank]

anyone notice how i said left and not right ? right is all my cans of beer and im not drinking them if theyre up places they shouldnt be

I have a Jack Russell to my right.......

 

[Enricky.]

ill let you off with 11 inches as youre supposed to add the last 2 digits other wise id have a bottle of lucozade up my jacksy 56 inches

Must learn to read the OP properly

I read it too quick and thought you meant the last two digits

 

[Hash.]

I have a Jack Russell to my right.......

arent you lucky my drink was on my right then poor rex might have never recovered