The object immediately to your left has just been rammed up your ass, the last 2 digits of your phone number added together are how deep in inches. How ****ed are you ?
Bottle of lucozade 11 inches
Bottle of lucozade 11 inches
how ****ed are you ?
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What happens if the relevant object is smaller than the last 2 digits?
Can't wait for the answer.....
Can't wait for the answer.....
So yours ends in two zeros and you cant get no satisfaction.
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i rang babestation the other night ...
''hi what would you like me to do?''
''I'd like you to hide behind the ****ing couch, my mrs is coming downstairs and i cant find the remote ''
''hi what would you like me to do?''
''I'd like you to hide behind the ****ing couch, my mrs is coming downstairs and i cant find the remote ''
ill let you off with 11 inches as youre supposed to add the last 2 digits other wise id have a bottle of lucozade up my jacksy 56 inches
Thank **** i never went to see the Blackpool illuminations tonight, that tower ouch!!!!!!
anyone notice how i said left and not right ? right is all my cans of beer and im not drinking them if theyre up places they shouldnt be 
anyone notice how i said left and not right ? right is all my cans of beer and im not drinking them if theyre up places they shouldnt be
I have a Jack Russell to my right.......
Must learn to read the OP properly
I read it too quick and thought you meant the last two digits
