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i have this mental picture of Nads, being stopped by police, they open the door and out comes more weed fumes than a London fog. then the copper says allo allo allo whats dis ear den, pointing to the white streak marks along the top of the dash, then the ladies in the back shout out, his arse was itchy and he was rubbing it along the dash, White skids marks says plod, with a frown, I have some deficiency in my immune system, and a doctors note to prove it says Nads, its also playing havoc with my sperm count, i can only manage 3 times a night now, copper night night stud muffin

Who yee been talking to, is there a ****ing mole in my organisation??
 
I text. Hate making phone calls with a passion. If I must I use the house phone. My phone is nowt but a point of contact out of the house. You know, what it's for <laugh>

I've not even got a house phone, bought one and plugged it in and had about 6 calls in a day from ****ing reprobates trying to scam me or sell me ****. I don't even know the number so **** knows how they got it. Gotta love BT clearly selling that info to every ****er.

I work for the bastards an arl!
 
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I've not even got a house phone, bought one and plugged it in and had about 6 calls in a day from ****ing reprobates trying to scam me or sell me ****. I don't even know the number so **** knows how they got it. Gotta love BT clearly selling that info to every ****er.

I work for the bastards an arl!

<laugh> Had nowt like that with Virgin but I do think my number has been recycled, either that or some **** called Ian didn't learn his number properly.
 
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<laugh> Had nowt like that with Virgin but I do think my number has been recycled, either that or some **** called Ian didn't learn his number properly.

There's just no need for a house phone I don't think, although I do know it ups your score when applying for credit. **** knows why like ha.
 
There's just no need for a house phone I don't think, although I do know it ups your score when applying for credit. **** knows why like ha.

Kind of is for me, it's free, but part of a cheap package that I wouldn't get without it if you get what I mean.