Hot For Teacher

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Sorry I'm ridiculously naive, as mentioned, where do I find such a lady, what to ask for and what do I get for the £40?
     
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  2. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    The £40 is for your entry and a sort of room rental. You then come to an agreement with one of the burdz who magically seem in attendance; thus the £75!

    I suppose most cities have such establishments however here in Edinburgh we are 'blessed' with many!<party><party>
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Thought you lived in Germany. Never done anything like that, maybe I should. But that lapdance place was a disgrace, in fact I'd say shoving a card reader in front of a pissed person and telling them to enter their pin is verging on rape. I feel violated.
     
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  4. bayernkenny

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    Unfortunately not although I do manage to visit Koln, Munich and wider Bavaria many times a year.

    I gave up 'work' in 2010 after making a few bob on ante-post punting on the horses.
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Get your tips in the chatbox, I must have made over £20 from tips on here.
     
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  6. bayernkenny

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    Stopped now. Just spend my winnings however they are disappearing fast as I seldom return to Edinburgh on my arranged flight. Tend to be too smashed so stay on a bit and book a new flight.

    It's a b'stard as you pay much more for your hotels and flight as compared to the initial researched 'deals' via Expedia! Sh*t myself when I check online banking once I return to Edinburgh.

    Gotta go now; fancy a couple of Weissbiers.
     
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  7. B-C

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    Lot of wasted time reading posts unrelated to subject matter imo
     
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  8. B-C

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    Also pics and gtfo
     
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  9. bayernkenny

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    Apologies from this correspondent; got carried away!
     
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  10. bayernkenny

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    Not allowed camera action in the Gentleman's Clubs I attend.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They won't let you in, buddy.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye got raped <laugh>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah want to go on tour with Kenny <ok>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In fact we should have a GC lads on tour with Kenny.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I'm in, just need to transfer more funds to my current account...
     
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  16. bayernkenny

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    I'd have to make a 'block' booking at one of Edinburgh's Gentleman's Clubs for, say, five or six hours; each individual could then have an hour of one on one action, pop out to a bar for a few then return for seconds!:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** that. I want to go on wan of yer European tours. <ok>
     
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  18. bayernkenny

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    Strangely do not enter into financial transactions for the swapping of bodily fluids while smashed out of my bonce in Germany or France; too f****n' risky when you cannot talk your way out of any problems which may arise with the Foreign Constabulary!:emoticon-0140-rofl:

    As I have started to reside in upmarket dosshouses you sometimes bump into some desperate older burdz in the hotel bars.

    Next trip; Regensburg (Bavaria) in January followed by Munchen in April!
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Count me in. <laugh>

    While on your with ye ah'll gather info to ghost write yer memoirs. It's be the Scottish version of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
     
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  20. bayernkenny

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    Signing off; Lewandowski has already put FC Bayern one up in the tabe-topper!
     
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