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stopmeandslapme said:
Sorry I'm ridiculously naive, as mentioned, where do I find such a lady, what to ask for and what do I get for the £40?
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The £40 is for your entry and a sort of room rental. You then come to an agreement with one of the burdz who magically seem in attendance; thus the £75!

I suppose most cities have such establishments however here in Edinburgh we are 'blessed' with many!<party><party>
 
bayernkenny said:
The £40 is for your entry and a sort of room rental. You then come to an agreement with one of the burdz who magically seem in attendance; thus the £75!

I suppose most cities have such establishments however here in Edinburgh we are 'blessed' with many!<party><party>
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Thought you lived in Germany. Never done anything like that, maybe I should. But that lapdance place was a disgrace, in fact I'd say shoving a card reader in front of a pissed person and telling them to enter their pin is verging on rape. I feel violated.
 
stopmeandslapme said:
Thought you lived in Germany. Never done anything like that, maybe I should. But that lapdance place was a disgrace, in fact I'd say shoving a card reader in front of a pissed person and telling them to enter their pin is verging on rape. I feel violated.
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Unfortunately not although I do manage to visit Koln, Munich and wider Bavaria many times a year.

I gave up 'work' in 2010 after making a few bob on ante-post punting on the horses.
 
stopmeandslapme said:
Get your tips in the chatbox, I must have made over £20 from tips on here.
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Stopped now. Just spend my winnings however they are disappearing fast as I seldom return to Edinburgh on my arranged flight. Tend to be too smashed so stay on a bit and book a new flight.

It's a b'stard as you pay much more for your hotels and flight as compared to the initial researched 'deals' via Expedia! Sh*t myself when I check online banking once I return to Edinburgh.

Gotta go now; fancy a couple of Weissbiers.
 
Lot of wasted time reading posts unrelated to subject matter imo
 
stopmeandslapme said:
Only been (pissed out of my head) into a lap-dancing place once, came out £900 poorer which I realised when I checked my bank statements. Got charged £300 for drinks, I asked for a diet coke but got brought a tray of shots. Spent an hour in a room with an Eastern European bird who got naked and I chatted to her, that was £600. Never again.
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Ye got raped <laugh>
 
Gambol said:
In fact we should have a GC lads on tour with Kenny.
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I'd have to make a 'block' booking at one of Edinburgh's Gentleman's Clubs for, say, five or six hours; each individual could then have an hour of one on one action, pop out to a bar for a few then return for seconds!:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
 
bayernkenny said:
I'd have to make a 'block' booking at one of Edinburgh's Gentleman's Clubs for, say, five or six hours; each individual could then have an hour of one on one action, pop out to a bar for a few then return for seconds!:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
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**** that. I want to go on wan of yer European tours. <ok>
 
Gambol said:
**** that. I want to go on wan of yer European tours. <ok>
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Strangely do not enter into financial transactions for the swapping of bodily fluids while smashed out of my bonce in Germany or France; too f****n' risky when you cannot talk your way out of any problems which may arise with the Foreign Constabulary!:emoticon-0140-rofl:

As I have started to reside in upmarket dosshouses you sometimes bump into some desperate older burdz in the hotel bars.

Next trip; Regensburg (Bavaria) in January followed by Munchen in April!
 
bayernkenny said:
Strangely do not enter into financial transactions for the swapping of bodily fluids while smashed out of my bonce in Germany or France; too f****n' risky when you cannot talk your way out of any problems which may arise with the Foreign Constabulary!:emoticon-0140-rofl:

As I have started to reside in upmarket dosshouses you sometimes bump into some desperate older burdz in the hotel bars.

Next trip; Regensburg (Bavaria) in January followed by Munchen in April!
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Count me in. <laugh>

While on your with ye ah'll gather info to ghost write yer memoirs. It's be the Scottish version of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
 
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