Hot For Teacher

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Due to the unprecedented success of my Dead Sexy thread I have decided to create one for all the stories about teachers who shag their pupils. They don't crop up as often as Wid Ye's who have karked it too soon but there is a definite theme to most of them.

    I would like to declare at the outset that sexual abuse of any kind is not to be celebrated, this is simply a thread highlighting the issues.

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    https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...-teenage-girl-16-after-pair-had-secret-fling/

    A FEMALE headteacher was caught with x-rated snaps of her 16-year-old schoolgirl lover after they had a secret fling.
    Rhian Desouza, 43, had been in a “loving sexual relationship” when the teen sent her pictures on Snapchat.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wish ah'd been abused by my French teacher. Cliché as **** but she actually was French and gorgeous.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I never got abused by my French teacher either, I think he found the other boys more attractive.
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Surely dyke teachers are ok? I've written a little rhyme to provide guidance.

    If no cock was involved
    She should be absolved
     
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  5. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Is the appropriate response a reminisce, a 'Wid' or 'Widnae or does anything go?

    They wouldnae dare risk young honeys at my 'old' boys only school, Wid and absolutely love sha**in' burdz wearing spectacles. Nice inviting gob as well!
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The Dead Sexy thread was created following so many potential Wids cropping up in the Metro who turned out to be brown bread. I'd be scanning the photos looking at fanny only to be disappointed that the object of my lust had karked it. Since then I've only included burds that, had they remained alive, would have been a Wid from me.

    The Hot For Teacher thread isn't necessarily a Wid Ye? sort of thing but if that is what it turns into then who am I to complain?

    It can also be a reminiscence thread if you like, I have fond memories of our maths teacher who had lovely long legs and a peach of a derriere (sadly flat chested) who, as rumour had it at the time, was going out with a black teacher because she'd been knocked up by one of the bredren in the 5th year. Various salacious stories went around that she'd instigated the affair and others said she'd been raped or even gang-banged. All I remember is she used to wear one of those choker necklaces which has always been the indicator that a burd is a proper durty.
     
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  9. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Obviously not the choker necklaces used by certain individuals to hide a laryngeal prominence when 'working' on/in one particular wee street off the 'Reeperbahn'.
     
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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    The Reeperbahn is ****e
     
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  11. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Great St Pauli fan shop and some tip-top early opening 'local' rub-a-dubs with cool 'rock' jukeboxes on the main drag.
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Felt run down to me.
     
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  13. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Probably was, cannae remember!
     
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    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    I spent 2,500 euros on hookers in one night there in 2008. Stayed in Hamburg for a night then went to watch us knock out Bremen the night after <ok>
     
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  15. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Where did a 18 year old get all that money?
     
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  16. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    You have my undying admiration for undertaking such a pre game bout of moist shenanigans. The use of the word 'awesome' is overused by the young and supposedly hip these days but such a devotion to duty is indeed 'awesome'!
     
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    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Weirdly enough, the first one I was with said that if I gave her 1,500 euros I could spend the night with her and one of her friends upstairs with the hot tub and probably free cocaine etc. Stupidly at that stage I didn't think that I would be spending anywhere near 1,500 euros so declined her kind offer. I shall know the next time <ok>
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Do you still have her number,asking for a friend?
     
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  19. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Parity with the Pound Sterling suggests such 'German' fun not on my horizon.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Mick calls out the box headed fantasist.

    Absolutely splendid stuff <applause>
     
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