**** Hoose

[- SW6 -]

For Sale - Lanarkshire - £1

Gillian Cochrane, director of operations at Auction House Scotland, said it was not the first property they had advertised for £1.

"We have done it once before and the flat sold for £14,500 to a London-based property manager," she said.

"It's a not a strategy that we'd use for all types of property.

"It's very run-down and the seller is desperate to get a quick sale - it's a one-off."

"There's an old couch with ****e all over it, looks like curry...it's a ****ing mess" She went on to say.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-36202983

 

[Gambol]

For Sale - Lanarkshire - £1

Gillian Cochrane, director of operations at Auction House Scotland, said it was not the first property they had advertised for £1.

"We have done it once before and the flat sold for £14,500 to a London-based property manager," she said.

"It's a not a strategy that we'd use for all types of property.

"It's very run-down and the seller is desperate to get a quick sale - it's a one-off."

"There's an old couch with ****e all over it, looks like curry...it's a ****ing mess" She went on to say.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-36202983

Wait a minnit. Can they sell ma hoose without my knowledge?

 

[monacoger]

For Sale - Lanarkshire - £1

Gillian Cochrane, director of operations at Auction House Scotland, said it was not the first property they had advertised for £1.

"We have done it once before and the flat sold for £14,500 to a London-based property manager," she said.

"It's a not a strategy that we'd use for all types of property.

"It's very run-down and the seller is desperate to get a quick sale - it's a one-off."

"There's an old couch with ****e all over it, looks like curry...it's a ****ing mess" She went on to say.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-36202983

How the **** can it be a one-off if they have done it before?

 

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SW6 is back

 

[- SW6 -]

Wait a minnit. Can they sell ma hoose without my knowledge?

Sounded like your burds hoose to me...

 

[GroveRanger]

Sounded like your burds hoose to me...

Afternoon SW6, your avatar is our manager now. What a strange world we live in.

 

[- SW6 -]

Afternoon SW6, your avatar is our manager now. What a strange world we live in.

Good afternoon GroveRanger, I noted his move with interest...be intrigued to see how next season goes now he can bring in his own players!

 

[Gambol]

Sounded like your burds hoose to me...

...well, certainly her couch at any rate.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Monaco, would the rental income on that £1 hoose outperform your Florida investments?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Monaco, would the rental income on that £1 hoose outperform your Florida investments?

Yield wise

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

It's a not a strategy

Is she Italian?

 

[DevAdvocate]

I remember when houses were going for 5 shillings and a brace of geese.

 

[monacoger]

Yield wise

No it wouldn't compare because by the time you have done the place up and rented the ****hole out for ****ey rent the yield wouldn't be more than 10% let alone the fantastic yields I could get you in the USA.