**** Hoose

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    For Sale - Lanarkshire - £1

    Gillian Cochrane, director of operations at Auction House Scotland, said it was not the first property they had advertised for £1.

    "We have done it once before and the flat sold for £14,500 to a London-based property manager," she said.

    "It's a not a strategy that we'd use for all types of property.

    "It's very run-down and the seller is desperate to get a quick sale - it's a one-off."

    "There's an old couch with ****e all over it, looks like curry...it's a ****ing mess" She went on to say.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-36202983
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wait a minnit. Can they sell ma hoose without my knowledge?
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    How the **** can it be a one-off if they have done it before?
     
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    SW6 is back <party>
     
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    Sounded like your burds hoose to me...
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Afternoon SW6, your avatar is our manager now. What a strange world we live in.
     
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    Good afternoon GroveRanger, I noted his move with interest...be intrigued to see how next season goes now he can bring in his own players!
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ...well, certainly her couch at any rate.
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Monaco, would the rental income on that £1 hoose outperform your Florida investments?
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Yield wise
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Is she Italian?
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I remember when houses were going for 5 shillings and a brace of geese.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger Well-Known Member

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    No it wouldn't compare because by the time you have done the place up and rented the ****hole out for ****ey rent the yield wouldn't be more than 10% let alone the fantastic yields I could get you in the USA.
     
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