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I was there about 20 years ago and didn't like it. We did leave the all inclusive hotel one night to go exploring and it wasn't a comfortable experience. Thought we were gonny get kindnapped and wake up in neighbouring Haiti as a voodoo zombie.

Probably a very different place now though <ok>
 
I still can't get my head around the 3.5 hour drive from the airport. Didn't think it was as big as that.
It's tiny; the bus won't be moving, just rotating slowly on a turntable. You'll see the same scenery props repeating just like in a cartoon. You'll actually be staying in the airport which they will change about to look like a hotel. That normally takes about 3.5 hours to do.
 
It's tiny; the bus won't be moving, just rotating slowly on a turntable. You'll see the same scenery props repeating just like in a cartoon. You'll actually be staying in the airport which they will change about to look like a hotel. That normally takes about 3.5 hours to do.

Makes sense now. Cheers for the heads up, bro.
 
I was there about 20 years ago and didn't like it. We did leave the all inclusive hotel one night to go exploring and it wasn't a comfortable experience. Thought we were gonny get kindnapped and wake up in neighbouring Haiti as a voodoo zombie.

Probably a very different place now though <ok>

I wouldn't leave it at night, only *****s would do that. Did they chop off your finger? Apparently white man finger has great healing powers.
 
I wouldn't leave it at night, only *****s would do that. Did they chop off your finger? Apparently white man finger has great healing powers.

<laugh>

Mibby they thought I was some kind of white voodoo priest and that's how we got out alive.
 
<laugh>

Mibby they thought I was some kind of white voodoo priest and that's how we got out alive.

I bet you done the thumb trick where it looks like it's not attached to your hand. In your case, it wasn't.

I doubt they would have been scared of you though. Black magic is way more powerful than white magic.
 
You should read "Blood's A Rover" by James Ellroy before going to the DR. It'll put you right in the honeymooning mood. <whistle>