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Honeymoon booked

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Jan 6, 2014.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks in May <ok>

    Any you ****s been before? It takes 3.5 hours to get from the airport to my hotel.
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    My mate went but said it was ****e because you couldn't leave the hotel :(
     
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    Did you not review it before you booked the holiday, ML?

    We'll need to fit our 20 Somethings night out in before you go <ok>
     
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    Is he still stuck in his room ?
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I asked about that, but it's not a problem in the area we are going to. Anyway, it's all inclusive so there is no need to leave anyway. I'll just make sure I tip the locals the occasional dollar and they won't kill us.
     
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  6. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I'm available every night apart from March 28, 29 and 30, April 26 and May 5-20.

    I think we should go out Friday 25th April......my missus would love me to turn up steaming the next day.
     
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    With the right amount of money, say $13, you could form a gang.
     
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    Will you be posting the not606 invites to your wedding on GC or will you be PMing us individually? I don't want to give you ideas but maybe you should just invite the 20s Plenty Club.

    It'll keep numbers down, plus Gambol won't try and pump your missus <ok>
     
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  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Open invitation to all <laugh> I'm not saying where or what time though. The oldies like Gambol and ER etc will be sleeping by 10 anyway and we can put them in compromising positions.
     
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    Brilliant.

    I'll gift wrap a bottle of poppers and a dildo for you <ok>

    ER's my +1.
     
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    I have a few gay friends, so I doubt you will be the only one to give me that <ok>
     
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    Up The Dons!!
     
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Poof
     
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  14. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    Him?

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    Or him?

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    It's funny how "all inclusive" means you don't have to mingle with the blacks...

    What you getting married for...you're like 12?
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I think most of the staff are black, so I'll still have to converse with them, unfortunately.

    Getting married because I want to. I'm 26 this year and she'll be 30.
     
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    ML likes his black men in Aberdeen.
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Do you not like the Mills n Boons?
     
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    I've been. You can leave your hotel if you like, it's just that there's no real reason to do so (unless you're visiting the local brothel like I did). It's basically a 3rd world country with ****e roads and nothing for tourists to do/see away from the hotel complex.
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> Anytime I'm in Aberdeen and I see a black guy I run.

    I'll be on my honeymoon, so the brothel may be out of the question. If I was going earlier I would be there during mating season for humpback whales. 3-5 thousand of them migrate to the bay that my hotel looks over. I still can't get my head around the 3.5 hour drive from the airport. Didn't think it was as big as that.
     
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