Sometimes you come up with something really good and this is amongst them![]()
Another 'fun jape' would be to smear a clear jam on the frame of the sunbeds... spectacular wasp dodging will ensue

Sometimes you come up with something really good and this is amongst them![]()

**** that, every time I drink in the sun one of those bastards gets me. It’s like stung once and they leave a gps tracker on youAnother 'fun jape' would be to smear a clear jam on the frame of the sunbeds... spectacular wasp dodging will ensue![]()
Another 'fun jape' would be to smear a clear jam on the frame of the sunbeds... spectacular wasp dodging will ensue![]()
I also dislike Leeds so should get on with everyone.
Policy is not to leave them unattended for more than 30 mins or free for all. My volunteering services starts tomorrow…… or maybe this afternoon when the sun puts me in shadeI thought all this nonsense with sunbeds had stopped years ago, hotels having a policy of no towels on sunbeds.

Chief's family have arrived then![]()
Policy is not to leave them unattended for more than 30 mins or free for all. My volunteering services starts tomorrow…… or maybe this afternoon when the sun puts me in shade![]()
No
Not quite, I'm in the Bay of Biscay somewhere.
If you replace the word chaps with one that starts and ends the same we might have a better chanceYup, just gather all the towels up, dump them in a pile and say there you go chaps.

My missus is usually lying In bed feeling seasick when we hit there.
Not quite, I'm in the Bay of Biscay somewhere.
Ooh I’ve often thought of visiting the tit…..my mistakeNowhere near that yet.
Just exiting the channel, going round the tip of Brittany.
Boats in cruise mode ffs.

Nope but seen plenty of porn stars from the region so consider me somewhat of an expertJust booked up Slovenia for the new year. Anyone been?

Just booked up Slovenia for the new year. Anyone been?
So, got to our first stop over near Logrones and went to plug in and both my foreign adaptors are missing.
Then I remember the in laws 'borrowed' both, just in case, for when they went to Spain earlier in the year.
Despite already owning one, they thought they'd better take ours as well.
So, they now have three, we have none, and it's us in Spain, not them.
They also have one of our Bose speakers and both our windbreaks.
Borrow means keep, basically.
Is it too early for beer?

"borrow" some of their stuff just make sure it is expensive .So, got to our first stop over near Logrones and went to plug in and both my foreign adaptors are missing.
Then I remember the in laws 'borrowed' both, just in case, for when they went to Spain earlier in the year.
Despite already owning one, they thought they'd better take ours as well.
So, they now have three, we have none, and it's us in Spain, not them.
They also have one of our Bose speakers and both our windbreaks.
Borrow means keep, basically.
Is it too early for beer?
Have a beer mate.
