Off Topic Holidays

Another 'fun jape' would be to smear a clear jam on the frame of the sunbeds... spectacular wasp dodging will ensue

 

**** that, every time I drink in the sun one of those bastards gets me. It’s like stung once and they leave a gps tracker on you

 

I thought all this nonsense with sunbeds had stopped years ago, hotels having a policy of no towels on sunbeds.

 

Yeah,****s often get along with one another

 

Policy is not to leave them unattended for more than 30 mins or free for all. My volunteering services starts tomorrow…… or maybe this afternoon when the sun puts me in shade

 

Not quite, I'm in the Bay of Biscay somewhere.

 

Yup, just gather all the towels up, dump them in a pile and say there you go chaps.

 

My missus is usually lying In bed feeling seasick when we hit there.

 

If you replace the word chaps with one that starts and ends the same we might have a better chance

 

It's quite calm currently.

I got a bit of WiFi because I left my book in the van ffs.

Long day without.

Think I'll buy a load of wine in the duty free, take it down to the van, and get the book on the way back.

That, or drink beer all day.

 

Nowhere near that yet.

Just exiting the channel, going round the tip of Brittany.

Boats in cruise mode ffs.

 

Ooh I’ve often thought of visiting the tit…..my mistake

 

Just booked up Slovenia for the new year. Anyone been?

 

Nope but seen plenty of porn stars from the region so consider me somewhat of an expert

 

Good skiing apparently. Has been on my list but never been

Apart from that, I don't know.

 

So, got to our first stop over near Logrones and went to plug in and both my foreign adaptors are missing.

Then I remember the in laws 'borrowed' both, just in case, for when they went to Spain earlier in the year.
Despite already owning one, they thought they'd better take ours as well.

So, they now have three, we have none, and it's us in Spain, not them.

They also have one of our Bose speakers and both our windbreaks.

Borrow means keep, basically.

Is it too early for beer?

 

Have a beer mate.

 

Any holiday advice for November? Looking at getting away for a couple weeks.

Any ideas where the weather will be nice and mainly dry? 3 grand budget for 2 people and I would prefer all-inclusive.

 

"borrow" some of their stuff just make sure it is expensive .

 

The afternoon is sorted.